Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? But you’re dummy thicc and the clap of your ass cheeks lead you into an imperial ambush. Same as us and that thief over there.
Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny
I watched a documentary about stylized posters and why they don’t show up as much as they used to and its because of focus group testing. A bunch of studios test out these posters on random people and when they show posters like the spiderman one their like
“The poster is a cartoon that means the movie is a cartoon, im an adult i don’t watch cartoons”
They prefer the dull poster since it has all the celebrities because their like “hey i recognize that person i like them i will see the movie”
If your interested in the doc its called “
24X36: A Movie About Movie Posters
“ another one i recommend
“
Drew: The Man Behind the Poster”
tldr: posters today are dull cause a lot of people are dumb
So this was in the Boston globe, and if I hadn’t read it myself I would have thought it was an Onion article. The lady wants walls again because now when she is working in the kitchen, her husband is in full view sitting watching TV and doing nothing. When they had walls, she was basically less aware of how ignored she was while being a hard-working woman and housewife. They don’t need walls, they need a marriage counselor.
Maybe the true walls were the friends we made along the way
My party are an Orc (Carnivorous), an Elf (Herbivorous), a Human (Omnivorous), a Vampire (only eats blood) and the party mascot, a Rust Monster (eats metal)
What do i make?
I first asked this at 19 and haven’t got a straight answer yet
-Mod Pencil.
Roast pig on a silver platter. The elf eats the apple and garnish. The vampire drinks the meat juices, the orc and human eat the pig and the rust monster eats the platter
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
