A cute woodland sprite! A mischievous boy, currently casting a spell on some mortal to tie their shoelaces together. 9/10 why is he wearing board shorts?
Oh man. Oh bro. This one is rough, from the color palette reminiscent of a Claire’s final clearance sale, to his oddly positioned hidden foot, to his vacant death stare. 1/10 give him a pair of pants.
This one is more representative of a fairy, it doesn’t convince me a tiny fey creature is living in my phone like the others. His head is not connected to his body, which is somewhat disturbing. 3/10.
This looks like Samsung saw the Apple’s Man Fairy on TV as a child before google existed and drew it in his school notebook from memory. 7/10 he did a pretty good job.
This looks like the love child of Tinker Bell and Winnie the Pooh. I don’t like to call things “childhood ruining” but if I ever do this’ll be the first. 2/10 at least give him ears.
A drastically different approach from Facebook, this is not your run of the mill sweet fairy boy. He came from a distant frozen wasteland. He has never done a good deed in his life, not once. And he wants to fucking RAGE. 10/10 I’m genuinely scared.
This is just the tooth fairy. 2/10 I have a personal grudge (my teeth were worth FAR more).
Damn. I’d let him raw me on a toadstool and the chipmunks could watch. 11/10.
seeing people say shit like “i wish i as born gay” or “i wish i was born a different gender” makes me s o sad bc ill bet you dimes to dollars that person is on the lgbt spectrum but because of ingrained phobias and the way media portrays people like us, it feels like an insurmountable implausibility, when its really not. if you wish you were gay, or trans, or whatever, then like, maybe you should give the introspection a chance. compulsive heteronormativity is real and it can truly make you believe youre cis and straight and that you never need to think more into it than that.
honestly this post is extremely real
like if you find yourself thinking “boy, i wish i was the other gender” then i’ve got some great news for you
Griffin: We’re killing fashion, one shirt at a time. Take that.
Justin: I will, I - so, so sue me! It’s October in West Virginia, I’d like to live on island time for a day.
Griffin: You…
Justin: Cut me some slack.
Griffin: I have Spotify, open right now on my computer. Do you want me to blast you? [holding back laughter] Do you want me to put you on blast? ‘Cause I’ve got your history right here in the sidebar:
[Growing increasingly angry]
“Take It Back” by Jimmy Buffett,
“Nautical Wheelers” by Jimmy Buffett,
“Jolly Mon Sing” by Jimmy Buffett,
[Justin holding back laughteras Griffin continues]
“Steamer” by Jimmy Buffett!
“Treat Her Like a Lady” by Jimmy Buffett!
“Manana” by Jimmy Buffett!
“When Salome Plays the Drum” by James Buffett,
“Havana Daydreaming” [sic] by Jimmy Buffett. What the fuck happened to you?!
[Justin and Travis losing their shit]
Justin: I had a case of the Mondays!
Griffin: Are you haunted? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED? You used to be my BROTHER!
Justin: [holding back laughter]I had a case of the Mondays! I had those old Monday blues, and I was just trying to chase ‘em away!
Travis:
I just want to remind people of the concept of the show, is that Justin
makes up one third of the team, that feels qualified to tell other
people how to live their lives-
Griffin: How to do fuck all!
[beat, quiet laughter and indiscernible chatter]
Griffin:[completely calm] You guys want a Ya- do you guys want a Yahoo?
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
