cocainesocialist:

cocainesocialist:

conspiracy theorist: *describes capitalism*
conspiracy theorist: it’s communism

luxury-loki:

Scene from ‘Thor: The Dark World’ // Say what you like about this film, but the sibling banter is incredible.

russian-chaos-agent:

bellygangstaboo:

what does being straight have to do with appreciating the sunset..

jasper-rolls:

taxloopholes:

I don’t think Massachusetts Memes knows what memes are

they right tho

franceisnotreal:

thequantumqueer:

guys i found the best one

thatpettyblackgirl:

Can’t even take a Uber to your destination with someone trynna do some slick shit

acrasialtrolls:

This picture is clearly very modern so why does it look like its from 2008 and been passed meme sites for decades?

nadnex:

here he is!!!

tharook:

literaryreference:

undeadwill:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

theinturnetexplorer:

the crows are his allies now.

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

That’s actually how it works.

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

intelligence is the capacity for stupidity

Theres a reason intelligent and wisdom are two different stats