Silver Tongue

Nobody:

Antivaxx bitches: big pharma is lying to you to make money off your $30 vaccinations without insurance. I’d rather spend $200 a month on essential oils from a pyramid scheme. They are much more trustworthy

banishedquasiroyal:
“thatneoncrisis:
“we are…loving girls
@banishedquasiroyal did the sketch! im just lines and color lol
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WE…ARE LOVING GIRLS
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banishedquasiroyal:

thatneoncrisis:

we are…loving girls

@banishedquasiroyal did the sketch! im just lines and color lol

WE…ARE LOVING GIRLS

Dammit now I can only think of sollux doing the Hannibal morpheus rap

classpectanon:

MORPHEUS DRINKING A FORTY IN A DEATH BASKET

prancinggiraffe22:

graceking:

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

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Let me absorb

glumshoe:

The urge to seduce Death, to take it softly by the cold hand and lead it to your boudoir, is an ancient and primal one that we can only explore by with cheat codes on The Sims.

a-singing-dragonfly:

the-knights-who-say-book:

the-knights-who-say-book:

the-knights-who-say-book:

“call out for the god of wealth, he’s never given me 300 silver coins because he’s mean” —Hipponax of Ephesos, sixth century BC

“hold my jacket i’m about to fight Boupalos” —also Hipponax of Ephesos

These aren’t exaggerations

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6th century BC Twitter

kindigo:

inklesspen:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

I have to say I really appreciate how Into the Spider-Verse makes no effort whatsoever to give Dr. Octavius any kind of pathos. Superhero media so often goes out of its way to establish that the main villain’s female sidekick – should one be present – has Suffered Terribly and how it’s totally Not Her Fault that she’s ended up the way she is, or at least give her a humanising moment of empathy with the protagonist, but nope. She’s just a big amoral jerk and no one likes her.

What I’m saying is that Olivia Octavius is the kind of mad scientist who would unironically respond to a hero’s horrified “what in God’s name?” by exclaiming “God had nothing to do with it!”, and I respect that.

You’re wrong, OP; I like her.

She KNOWS if Kingpin succeeds, his family will die a horrific death and SAys NOTHing.

I LOVE her.

If anything She’s the one using kingpin. Promising reunion she knows for a fact will end more painfully than the thanos snap all so she can do science and rip the multiverse apart

viostormcaller:

glixbitch:

igglooaustralia:

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Why is the censoring of porn as por* so funny

It’s not just the people that left, its those that were unfairly kicked/censored and couldnt get any assistance from staff to help them, so they gave up. They brought this upon themselves, and despite us protesting not only the ban, but the transphobic and misogynistic rhetoric regarding breasts, they refused to listen. We told them most of us would leave, so this is hardly suprising, and those who have been unfairly punished by the barely-working system made the blow towards us all the harder.

Besides that though, yeah, the weird censoring of the word porn is hilarious. Most people censor the o, not the n XD

viostormcaller:

huffletrax:

nuka-rockit:

ranma-official:

Hey, everyone

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guess what

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Goddammit! 😂

So when are we destroying this hellsite again? XD

What do you think the 8 kids middle names are? Do their middle names carry over to their counterparts on the other side of the scratch?
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banishedquasiroyal:

hmmm. idk if they carry over to counterparts but

  • john and jade don’t have middle names. 
  • dave doesn’t have a birth certificate or like, any proof that he’s legally a citizen, but his chosen middle name is ‘danger’
  • rose ora lalonde (light in hebrew!!!!!)
  • dirk “dave” strider (he picked it)
  • jake: no middle name
  • jane e. crocker (elizabeth aka betty but like, whatever)
  • roxy doesn’t have a middle name but her full name is roxanne which is fucking hilarious for a lot of reasons

So did bro name dave after his middle name and bro got his full name from hal in Cal who is based off of dirk dave strider who named himself after his bro? So Dave’s whole name is a stable timeloop? That makes too much sense