standard-dingo:

abiggaynerd:

bobavader:

biomerge:

facts only

Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.

Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you 

OP is lord farquaad

op literally evicted all fairytail creatures but go off i guess

golden-alphonse-elric:

Favorite FMA male characters: Greedling

Fu: I wasn’t trying to save your ass; I was saving the body of the Young Lord! Greedling: Eh, it’s the same ass.

humming-fly:

me: man it’s late and I have a lot of traveling to do tomorrow

the demon that lives in my brain: make more team greed doodles

part 1

humming-fly:

I have a lot of dumb ideas for what Team Greed could’ve gotten up to during that timeskip but instead of fleshing out any of them I’m just dumping them all at once 

Last but certainly not least:

humming-doodles:

humming-fly:

I don’t think there’s a much more awkward situation to find yourself in than “eternally underaged”

Bonus:

askfallenroyalty:

holomoriarty:

sharksgoth:

smh, all you griffin mcelroy fans sure do seem to ignore the fact that he LITERALLY lost a whole ass boy to a clown box of his own creation

op literally abandoned his boy, but go off I guess

happily-morgan:

the–preacher:

pumpkinspicedslut:

This dude I added on snapchat randomly sent me a picture of his penis while I was at work today so obviously I can’t ever fuck him now because he’s a douche

But it’s so disappointing because based on our previous conversation I was fully intending to fuck him if a coffee date went well

And also his penis was admittedly gorgeous.

Like dude. If you had just not sent me a random dick picture. I would have in person put your dick inside me. Look what you ruined.

I love this cautionary tale.

Men are super good at cock blocking themselves.

the-stalwart-system:

transmortifried:

heatandapathy:

idmangapasta:

iguanamouth:

paper-mario-wiki:

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

quick suggestion

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

The unholy trinity.