earlploddington:

omegajako:

gymleadercheren:

so there’s this item on neopets called chia flour and what it does is basically, you’re in the battledome against someone else’s pet and you lob it at em and it turns them into a yellow chia. the thing is, the effect doesn’t end when the battle does. like… your pet literally becomes a yellow chia forever. so you could be in there with a really expensive plushie draik or something, a restricted hard-to-get species with a ridiculously expensive color, and suddenly its a chia.

its terrifying, and there have been stories of like, dedicated griefers with millions of neopoints to spend going out of their way to ruin people’s pets. the item has been retired for a while now, so theyre actually in limited supply so people arent really concerned about having chia flour lobbed at their pets anymore…

but it turns out using this illegal neopets site you can just blow 40 bucks on some and really really really really really mess up someone’s day

The term “illegal neopets site” fills me with primal fear

underground mormon neopet black market

reverseracism:

glumshoe:

thelordoffanarts:

The Many Colors of Saruman by Harold Jig.

when you come out to your friends and they don’t accept you so you imprison them in your wizard tower to think about their choices

glumshoe:

come out to your family by showing them that you’ve switched out all your old clothes with a new, fancy rainbow color scheme, and if they don’t accept you, imprison them at the top of your wizard tower while they think about their choices

e-seal:

when some asshole kid just stands right next to you and blows on some shitty whistle until you wake up

introvertedthinking:

wait,

are dragons to us like airplanes are to snakes??

probablybadrpgideas:

The twist at the end of all of your games is that the travelling salesman was actually a space robot.

Don’t change this twist in any way based on the genre, setting or events of the campaign.

wilwheaton:

roguetelemetry:

historyarchaeologyartefacts:

A ceramic jar filled with thousands of bronze coins was recently unearthed at the site of a 15th-century samurai’s residence just north of Tokyo [710x470]

reblog in 30 seconds to find a clay jar of bronze coins

I waited 31 seconds because where the fuck am I going to put a clay jar full of bronze coins I mean honestly.

*creates a tower of babel to reach heaven and dab on gods corpse*