aeritus:

I’m tired and I forgot how to draw

i-am-a-fish:

*checks non-existent watch* it’s respect trans youth hours

maidofsalt:

this is the weight i must bear.

afallenwolf:

are you kidding me @staff?

staff doesnt like hairy pussy

skippercifer:

There’s not a single criticism of Monsters Vs Aliens that would interest me- you think I don’t KNOW that it’s bad to look at and makes 0 sense? That too many of the jokes are driven by outdated pop culture references?

This is a movie where a woman learns to love herself and realize her own potential, and where a gay cockroach man voiced by hugh laurie has to beat dance dance revolution to blow up a spaceship. These scenes occur within 5 minutes of each other; this movie invented cinema.

chefpyro:

thatll-do:

chefpyro:

my noted kins

excitable and gay

Yeah

What about that one zombie girl from the zombie anime?

bemusedlybespectacled:

v1als:

in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

moonlandingwasfaked:

partlysmith:

mmmskulljuice:

i would be very scared but very honored

baptism by ape

so basically…… im monkey

theelectricundead:

Pages 28

Read on Tapas or Webtoons

New pages every other day

Just cause you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t joke about it

whatshouldntbe:

vonisv:

fortooate:

revedas:

thatdangerous:

extrajordinary:

GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.

[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]

*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo

“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”

hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives

“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”

“WINE MACHINE BROKE”

“hey are the hercules toys still available on a childs meal?”