curseworm:

aaanaya:

new alignment chart

this is All Three At Once erasure

was it a wooden bat or a metal bat. a metal bat would still be in good condition but im worried a wooden one may have gotten broken.

congitune:

jimbilljohn:

australianpikachu:

i’m in tears

bring this back for sun and moon while everyone’s forgotten

I love all the google translate Japanese text so I’m gonna translate it:

The top caption: “Neither you or I can read even two words in Japanese!”

The caption on the side photo: “This image has terrible editing, but it’s still going to trick you!”

The vertical text was most likely “Eat shit!”

Species: Pokemon

Type: steel, electric, dragon

Ability: BABY KILLER

papercutzzart:

a little fef before i go to bed!

nyanothecat:

Jade Harley, bizarrely

mint-and-love:

sharknasia:

*pounces on foreign affairs* hai x3 

*glomps unemployment rate, my tail swishing* Oops hehe

*Notices the national deficit* What’s this? OwO 

@beardiemod

jheselbraum:

semiotickitten:

fineapplemango:

naturalneeshia:

dirt–and–glitter:

sexwitsockson:

meemmiliaxx:

this is …. wow

LMFAO

Wow

Had to watch this multiple times to understand wtf

Chaotics canceling each other out

WILD

Beginning of the video: A simple but effective con, one person distracts the cashier (who’s usually alone) while the other grabs what they can from the stock (more effective in convenience stores since the smaller salesfloor gives the cashier an extra sense of security). Generally nonviolent, they likely don’t realize they’re in perfect view of the camera (the only real flaw in this con– what aisles the cashier can’t see are in full view of the camera, which is actually pretty decent considering that this is probably a dollar store given the placement of the cashier and the lack of windows facing outwards, though with their neutral clothing they won’t be standing out any time soon and the skateboard is easy enough to ditch if they have to) and they’re only taking chips, which, yes, that cashier is probably going to get blamed for the incident but they’re not going to get physically injured.

2nd half of the video: An actual fucking armed robbery, doesn’t look staged (unless they’ve got a friend that’s ride or die enough to get tackled and have a display rack fall on them, those shits HURT), the two con artists conspire to thwart the third intruder, but still make off with their stolen chips

Conclusion: This video looks like how Gravity Falls feels

honor among thieves yo. they don’t want anyone getting hurt.

thebibliosphere:

fangirlberry:

earlploddington:

defilerwyrm:

thegreenwolf:

xtori34:

Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and

Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.

That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.

Now I wish I could draw because I’d love to draw this.

i tried

shetland, where mermaids are evil and werewolves fight poverty

@thebibliosphere

I love when people find this post again, this is a wholesome werewolf post.

direstrider:

miss-serket:

lulanight:

japhers:

maniacalcat:

going-foresightseeing:

necrophilliacdave:

xeshirem:

vomitingelephantseal:

funimationentertainment:

timesnewromano:

alpha-starr:

dersekingdom:

wingedaradia:

skyebyrd:

wingedaradia:

timesnewromano:

is this a close-up of john or jake youll never know

its john

jake’s glasses are slightly different

brit they look exactly the same

what r u on

on the left is john’s, on the right is jake’s

jake’s are elongated. its a really tiny difference but its there

everybody, the homestuck fandom are also a bunch of glasses connoisseurs.

I have never been prouder to be part of the Homestuck fandom.

yes, yes you may have won this round, fandom, but can you figure out

ROSE OR ROXY???

i’ve been comparing their faces for 3 minutes i cant do it im sorry i have failed as a homestuck

It’s Roxy, I think.

Rose: 

Roxy:

above:

gonna piss on a brick that’s what.

it’s roxy

rose’s face is wider lol

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Homestuck Fandom.

Dave with pointy shades or Dirk???

Dave with pointy shades. The left part of your image should have a little black line if it were dirk, since that part is supposed to encompass his hair, as well :3

…as you can see the boundaries of your image file has dotted lines ^u^

Here’s dave’s for comparison :>

Glasses free Jane or Jade?

@lulanight

It’s Jane

The red is Jane and the blue is Jade

There’s really a very small difference but it’s there

Jane’s face fits over the image perfectly

Dad Egbert or Dad Crocker

dad crocker. dad egbert died a bloody mess.