Silver Tongue

probablybadrpgideas:

The higher a monster’s CR is, the higher its voice is.

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Originally posted by dinosaurrodeo

gasmaskaesthetic:

The weirdest instance of “getting my wires crossed” I’ve ever experienced: I had a piece of candy at my desk. My intention was to simultaneously eat the candy and start a brief work task. I put the candy in my mouth and felt a surge of alarm as I was convinced, for a fraction of a second, that I had somehow eaten the task I was about to start.

banishedquasiroyal:

haircut today…ill keep you posted

What style?

seedeaters:

im-a-fully-realized-creation:

war-lesbian:

beachgothgay:

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

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i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

CAH says trans rights

CAH says trans rights

pochowek:

compostlesbian:

a-yoda-a-day:

a-yoda-a-day:

a-yoda-a-day:

it is time to stop mourning the death of tumblr for i have made

tumblr 2

https://tumblr2.webs.com/


its tumblr…2!

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David Karp has the signature of a 7 year old writing their own name with a computer mouse in ms paint that has the sensitivity too high up

randomitemdrop:
“Spell: Summon Paratrooper Wolves
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randomitemdrop:

Spell: Summon Paratrooper Wolves

wonderweird:

A new dungeons and dragons supplement book has come out and you guys have GOTTA know that both clowns and Guy Fieri are playable

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I just learned that the E in Chuck E Cheese stands for “Entertainment”

Would you trust Charles Entertainment Cheese with your children? I wouldnt

baking-accident:

the doctor who writers were super lucky they picked britney spears toxic for the “traditional earth ballad” joke because the song was only 2 years old then, they couldn’t have known it would be that iconic and timeless. they could so easily have picked a more forgettable and dated chart hit from 2003

bold of you to assume anyone could think toxic was anything but a timeless masterpiece