flamingfrozengnome:

radicaltrains:

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

“Interesting.” I say as I reload my most recent save.

0rdi:

0rdi:

I love how at this point in kirby, no one on popstar fucks with him because they all know how strong he is. Meta Knight duels him sure, but all actual threats in the newer games are from outside of the planet.

Dimension Devourer, Dickweed Dave: I’ll vaporize you into complete nothingness, you pink puffball!

Dededee, Bandana Dee, and Meta Knight:

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malkavianacts:

jncera:

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Ocelot

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Ocelittle

The sound I just made was not human

fattyatomicmutant:
“ liberalsarecool:
“ Mark Anthony Conditt was in Conservative survivalist Righteous Invasion of Truth (RIOT), a Bible study and outdoors group for homeschooled kids. He was indoctrinated at an early age.
He is a white Christian...

fattyatomicmutant:

liberalsarecool:

Mark Anthony Conditt was in Conservative survivalist Righteous Invasion of Truth (RIOT), a Bible study and outdoors group for homeschooled kids. He was indoctrinated at an early age.

He is a white Christian male terrorist.

He was literally taught and trained.

In a training camp.

That teaches them how to build bombs and where to attack.

If the law won’t defend us as we know it never really has, we ourselves need to dismantle these groups and camps.

siketreeker:

showerthoughtsofficial:

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

lacertae-dreamscape:

“I Sense disquiet in your soul, my dear. What it is that troubles you so?”

“I was created with a directive, but even that feels like it is unfitting. I do not enjoy… this. I do not feel like we are in the right. Harming others, seeking aid like this. It is not… not…“ a glitch in their synth. “… not a good purpose. Not mine. Not like… this.“

“Then allow me to offer you an alternative, one which may find you more agreeable.“

Zenyatta Appreciation Week Day 01 - (First) (Impressions) (Starting Point/History)

I chose to go with one of my various ideas for Zenyatta’s origins, which is him as a Null Sector Omnic. When the Uprising ended, Mondatta helped him get smuggled out as one of the Shambali, offered him the freedom to choose, then his guidance when he decided to stay, and help in giving himself a new appearance, so he could choose their own path

and then that omnic became Zenyatta.

*stares longingly out a window overlooking the sea*

When will my dear drawing stylus come back from the war

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

me trying to tie who framed roger rabbit, space jam and looney tunes: back in action within the same continuity

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“Lola Bunny is Roger and Jessica Rabbit’s daughter.”

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Okay, I think I got it:

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Yes, this means we are currently living in the dark timeline where Judge Doom destroyed Toontown. (Inspired by @lepowned‘s reply)

wait if space jam and kingdom hearts exist in the same universe then, imagine michael jordan playing basketball against kefka.

tezzeret:
“ do you think they know
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tezzeret:

do you think they know