kingkilling-and-stormlight:

heedra:

the doctor gave me a prescription for this sore throat that amounts to “yeah just mix lidocaine and benadryl and antacid together and just fuckin gargle that shit” and while i trust them on this it feels like committing a dangerous sin of alchemy

This is alchemys second, slightly less well known, taboo

forestrosie:

grrr

funke:

frogmp3:

danglingmodifiers:

As in she has a horse face, or she fucked a horse?

neither… where the fuck are you from

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

aeritus:

OK BUT THEN CONSIDER > MEREMAID

gaddammit anon i’ve to work you cant pop out like this with something so cute

love you for that, thanks <3

kinad needed a break 

somerandomlove:

swordoftheberserkgutsrage:

raichuu:

so the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand

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….then he waddled away (waddle waddle).. Til the very next day (bum bum bum bum ba ba dum)

rightbackheretohauntyou:

hummingbirdbandit:

Professor: You should be teaching yourself the material.

Me: Then why, pray tell, am I paying you?

student: i really don’t understand the material. can you explain it?

professor who also doesn’t understand the material: oh haven’t you heard?

aeritus:

ITS THE MEREMAID CALL, WATCHOUT

jay-sherman:

klubbhead:

feunext:

ivy-the-demon:

liferuining-soulsnatcher:

💀💀💀

oh FUCK

would this back-and-forth be considered a

BEEF?

I hate u

BRUH

aeritus:

its 3am and i had actually looked up and it turns out there ARE rabbitfish

and they’re also yellow!

aeritus:

that’s grimbark