Silver Tongue

freakphone:

moleshow:

freakphone:

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

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yourplayersaidwhat:

Paladin: “I would like to sheath my sword and draw my pike.”
DM: “How’d you get a pike?”
Paladin: “I start off with a choice of two martial weapons.”
DM: “A pike is a martial weapon?”
Paladin: “Yeah.”
Monk: “Uh, no– you’re all wrong. It’s actually a fish.”

so-doggone-funny:

this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

I just randomly remembers Woody’s Roundup. If I have to remember it so do you all

my jam: a character narrating past events to another character, intercut with scenes showing that they are lying wildly

enhasablog:

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This blew up on Twitter but I got for exposured

darksteel-relic:

universecharm:

rubykgrant:

universecharm:

its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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I have to double-check every blog name with “rad” or “radical”, and I HATE IT, because rad/radical were some of my favorite words! people who don’t respect trans men/women aren’t radical, they’re tragical!!!

YOU ARE SO RIGHT HOMIE we gotta reclaim rad and radical as phrases only trans people can use forever now

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banishedquasiroyal:

okay ngl but what if jade on earth c out of loneliness makes a machine that will bring the best potential romantic match for her out of the void and she presses the button and fucking feferi lands on the appearifier and is like. W)(AT

banishedquasiroyal:

idk jade and feferi are just extremely powerful weirdos isolated from society who want FRIENDSHIP and LOVE so basically. they should be married is what i’m saying