Silver Tongue
oppa-homeless-style:
“ carnival-phantasm:
“ mostlygibberish:
“ vault-scorpion:
“Fallout, Fallout never changes….
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Here, I fixed it for you:
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Reading old replies makes this post better:
rest in peace, my man
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censoring his name is like closing the...

oppa-homeless-style:

carnival-phantasm:

mostlygibberish:

vault-scorpion:

Fallout, Fallout never changes….

Here, I fixed it for you:

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Reading old replies makes this post better:

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rest in peace, my man

censoring his name is like closing the eyes on a corpse

villomaru:
“ light-up-the-night:
“ retrogamingblog:
“harsh
”
jesus christ toad what the fuck is your damage
” ”

villomaru:

light-up-the-night:

retrogamingblog:

harsh

jesus christ toad what the fuck is your damage

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deadcatwithaflamethrower:

einarshadow:

themummygifs:

From “Broad” to “Sweetheart” …

bonus:

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…and my personal favorite

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@deadcatwithaflamethrower

Time for yet another rewatching…

konkeydongcountry:

jimmybobjames:

konkeydongcountry:

jimmybobjames:

konkeydongcountry:

i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

but didn’t that already happen?

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

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suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

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and got slapped in the hand for it?

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

appledew:
“Have an #Eevee! Specifically a #FlowerCrown Eevee that popped up in #PokemonGo a week or two back!. :)
#cute #kawaii #procreate #illustration #fanart #pokemon #pocketmonsters #eeveelutions...

appledew:

Have an #Eevee! Specifically a #FlowerCrown Eevee that popped up in #PokemonGo a week or two back!. :)
#cute #kawaii #procreate #illustration #fanart #pokemon #pocketmonsters #eeveelutions #pokemonart
https://www.instagram.com/apple.dew/p/BuvS4lGn-Ys/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13oxoixetjxx

thyrell:

badjokesbyjeff:

A lady died and went to heaven, upon seeing God she says “there is one thing I always wanted to know. “

“Ok, ask away” God said.

“Do vaccines cause autism?” She asked.

“the truth is no, vaccines have nothing to do with autism” God admitted.

The women shakes her head and says “They got to you too, this thing really goes high up.”

three guesses how she got there

banishedquasiroyal:

so callie figured out how to open doorknobs. basically? we are all fucked

shit i was gonna respond with a gif from jurassic park where the raptors opened doors but i couldnt find it

portaljumper339:

love-nikki-lost-in-translation:

You think THATS a denim jacket?

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Surely you


Jest

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

warpedlamp:

tuomey:

warpedlamp:

warpedlamp:

Me before having sex with my beautiful girlfriend

Me: *removes my clown nose*

Me: *removes my clown wig*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief *

Me: *removes my silk ha-

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OP is the last person who deserves to be defended here but surely if they were a clownfucker they’d be keeping all the clown shit on

Finally, a good take on this post

mapfail:
“Found in a Chinese coffee shop.
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mapfail:

Found in a Chinese coffee shop.