geekgamer:

It’s the Five Year Anniversary of Twitch Plays Pokémon

turtlenotforsale:

nerdy-or-geeky:

So I managed to 1.) find safety town clip in decent quality and 2.) somehow get it to upload here

four minutes and twelve seconds that changed the world

cosmicfriendsforever:

blueberriejelly:

 He punches you into next week.

You find yourself going about your business a week later. Looks like you’re doing a little grocery shopping.

You’re a bit confused, having no memory of the previous week. You have no idea what is on your grocery list. Are you out of milk?? What kind of produce do you need to stock up on??? It is all a little overwhelming.

AMAZING

tazdelightful:

[ID:  In the first comic, Lup, a young elf girl wearing pigtails, is seated in front of a dinner plate. She is holding up a fork with some food on it, glaring suspiciously. “What is this?” she asks. Auntie, an older elf woman, is seated across the table from her, next to Taako, a young elf boy. Taako is also looking suspiciously at the food. Auntie says, “It’s a magical herb I cultivate in my garden. Eating it frequently helps develop your arcane abilities.” Lup sticks the fork in her mouth and says, “It tastes like broccoli.” Auntie replies, “Weird right? That’s how you know it’s working.”

Two sketchy pencil comics. In the second comic, Lup is laying flat on the floor. Auntie asks her, “Lup, why don’t you want to go to school?” Lup replies, “Because I’m smarter than the teacher!” Auntie asks, “Oh? How so?” Lup holds up a large book. “She wants us to read baby books but I want to read this book!!” The book is titled, Treatise on the Quantum Mechanisms of Planar Interactions (and the Applications Thereof). Auntie says, “Tell you what, you can stay home if you can explain to me what the hell that means at dinner tonight.” “Yay!” Lup cheers, as she clutches the book and runs away. Auntie turns to Taako, a young elf boy, and asks “Taako, why do you like school so much?” Taako gets a devious smile on his face and replies, “Because I’m smarter than the teacher!” Auntie says, “…Maybe I should keep you home too.” End ID.]

The twins might be smart cookies but they are no match for Auntie

teathattast:

Minecraft Masterpost

zarla-s:

[Previous]

You might have fallen in with a bad crowd, Papyrus.

[Index]

arrhythmiacomic:

…and perhaps I, too, will be able to bare my soul to him and share the demons that have plagued me all these years.

milesgmorales:

You know me and your Dad used to do this back in the day.
Stop lying.
It’s true. Then he took on the cop thing… and I don’t know. He’s a good guy, just… you know what I’m saying…

Aaron Davis v Jefferson Davis
↳ requested by anonymous

grapes-of-laugh:

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

i woke up at 6 this morning, wrote ‘malware is like vampires’ on my notes page, then went back to sleep.

@me: what the fuck

OH MY GOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO INVITE IT IN. YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE MALWARE TO LET IT TAKE OVER YOUR COMPUTER

You Wouldn’t Download A Vampire

vivecvapes:

neotheresa:

vivecvapes:

jarlwhoreoffalkreath:

vivecvapes:

jarlwhoreoffalkreath:

vivecvapes:

vivecvapes:

i went into haelga’s bedroom to see if i could steal shit and now i wanna die

excuse me todd? are you going to answer for modeling a kink bed todd?

i can only imagine Alvar seeing this and being like “okay i’m into some shit but. really? built in to the damn bed?”

Bud, you still haven’t spotted the Horker tusk under the bed huh

Or the leather strips, or the potion of Vigor

THE TUSK?????

the tusk.

Y’all forgot to mention the leather harness she apparently ordered from Grelka

i am never entering riften again