Silver Tongue
@gamefreak hire me

I’m 90% sure I just delivered a pizza to jack frost

viostormcaller:

ironmanstan:

indiecup:

ironmanstan:

itsalexmarsh:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

haha not to scare anyone but the hell does ‘beyond’ in bed bath and beyond stand for

me: whats ‘beyond’?

employee: *snapping my neck* go find out

As a former bed bath and beyond employee, I appreciate this

what the hell and fuck are you implying lady

it literally stands for kitchen and home goods you dumb fucks, not everything is a conspiracy. this is a lazy shit post.

wow user Indie Cup destroyed Tungler Post with Facts and Logic stfu you bitter swine im not american ive never been to a bed bath beyond i heard of the name recently and made a bad joke about it go do better things w your time like shitting out the stick you have up your ass and being unpleasent elsewhere lol

shitposts are supposed to be stupid, that’s what makes them funny

Do you really think this generation has a coherent sense of humor? No

coffins:

no offense but  where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need…I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the en-

ramenuzumaki:

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You have no idea little Trunks! 😜

generalammaya:

before I came out as trans, whenever my mom saw me pick up anything heavy or whatever she would instinctively say “heeee-maaaan!” and after I came out she switched it to “sheeee-raaaa!” and you gotta love that

liviacolomar:

me on ellen 

ellen: so i hear you’re a big fan of the fallout series

me: yeah 

*loud, thundering booms are heard from outside of the studio and a siren begins to wail as the audience breaks out into complete pandemonium* 

me: oh my god ellen you didn’t

charlesoberonn:

wolffenstien:

charlesoberonn:

Award Season 2019

This is extra funny because lilo and stitch lost to spirited away in 2002

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