splitguardian:

internetremix:

gentlemanwalrus:

WALRUS. MY WALRUS FRIEND. THIS IS IT. THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY. THE REASON TO KEEP LIVING. IF THERE ARENT CLOWNS AT MY FUNERAL I WIL HAUNT ALL OF YOUR ASSES!
-Phill

Christ

kalgalen:

haiku-robot:

amethyst-transwoman:

scarred-and-purrfect:

luna-aurora:

scarred-and-purrfect:

amethyst-transwoman:

princetpenguin:

amethyst-transwoman:

In 2018 we refer to donuts as “nut”, examples “hey do you wanna grab a quick nut there’s a new nut shoppe nearby” and “i love a good nut in coffee, i always dunk my nut in the coffee”

i donut think this is a good idea

What’s wrong with it

Idk I could go for some nice nut rn

Please i don’t want to wake up to this

who doesn’t wanna wake up to some nice, fresh nut in the mornin

I sure do want to get my morning started with some fresh nut in my mouth

i sure do want to
get my morning started with some
fresh nut in my mouth

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transmemesatan:

ohboyafangirl:

never forget that in metal gear canon, revolver ocelot:

• was at one point the richest person in the entire world
  
• murdered two (2) U.S. presidents
• betrayed 4 different factions in one game
• had a full six pack at 70 years old

an inspiration to us all

didnt he also make mcdonalds as a front to launder money

owligator:

If theres one thing I crave whenever I play New vegas it’s.. horses.. So i MADE MY OWN 

They’re called sleipnir for pretty self explanatory reasons, plus I thought being named after something mythological fits pretty well with some of the other mutant animals in the wastes. The run cycle is mostly rotoscoped

+some bonus babies ft. my big ol courier gal

unclefather:

guardofvariansbutt:

hamsterloki:

alittlepieceofwarcraft:

Warcraft: Orcs and Humans (1994) // Battle for Azeroth (2018)

They need to just kiss already

these two have been having sexual tension for 24 slutty, slutty years.

why do they keep moving away from eachother

sometimes couples drift apart after 24 years. The spark has gone and theyre just living day to day hoping something will happen to reignite the flame before the relationship becomes ubreparable.

daily-betas:

hi im mod dave!!! first poast!!i

askfallenroyalty:

(frisk does not actually know what a sugar mama is)

lemonlimebitcoin:

they were the only good thing dirk ever made where did they go

Theyre with dirk and jake on earth C