Silver Tongue

ill-go-with-that-then:

shouta aizawa, collapsing into his sleeping bag: i cannot deal with ONE more loud person today
present mic, crashing through the door: HEY SHOUTA MY MAN WANNA GET FOOD
aizawa: mic… thank god you’re here, today has been the worst

mayanangel:

👏 DUDE 👏 FUCKIN’ 👏 TRIED 👏 IT 👏 BUT 👏 NO 👏 MA’AM 👏 !!!
NOT TODAY SATAN, AND CERTAINLY NOT AT QUEEN KELSEY, BITCH

officialkeikoandgilly:

I want to be supportive dad, and good dad. Not “I am your nightmare” dad.

tokentiger:

the-chief-moosekateer:
possiblypessimistic:
glittangrease:
never been to disney but this is hilarious
this is ART
Ya know I’ve never been to Disneyland and it sounds amazing but i don’t think i would actually enjoy myself there just because of the massive amounts of people.
Accurate

lizardsister:

when you nat 1 an investigation check

humanwavetactics:

humanwavetactics:
the best joke scp is the one where the scp itself is just typical mediocre normal scp fare (dark matter bracelet that kills people) but the joke is that the scientists behave like scp community members instead of actual scientists

spacemancharisma: