theawesomeadventurer:

swordarmsaxelegs:

theawesomeadventurer:

this is the best Shrek related purchase- maybe even the best purchase hands down- I or anyone else has ever made in the history of the known and unknown universe

Put weed in it

or instead of wasting a perfectly good humidifier I could just use my shrek pipe 🙄🙄🙄🙄

duh

charlesoberonn:

acoolguy:

buddhabrand:

gianasisters:

tilthat:

TIL When Five Guys opened up, they received an order from the Pentagon. When Five Guys asked what time they were going to pick up the order, an admiral got on the phone and told them “everyone delivers to the Pentagon.” Five Guys then put up a banner that read “ABSOLUTELY NO DELIVERY.”

via reddit.com

DIRECT ACTION

even more ballsy when you realize the original five guys location is like 20 mins away from the cia headquarters

and 8 mins from the pentagon

thotbruce:

me seeing julius caesar getting stabbed but then remembering he burned down the library of alexandria

kiwiuccu:

- JADE BLOOD -
clear!

raptorific:

Luke watching the star war

elucidativeillusionist:

he may not have lived a long life, but he sure did live a happy one

kittyrockertime:

rice-corgii:

alright so i fed that one predictive writer bot all 7 acts of homestuck and forced it to write a very short act of homestuck (i didnt change anything about it except for maybe adding punctuation and changing the characters’ text colors)

here’s a highlight from the doc:

enjoy

you should really read this

some-gay-beyblade:

wertheyouth:

Infographic: Legally Married and Legally Fired , Center for American Progress

​@straights who think we should be quiet bc we can marry

femoids:

detrea:

The premise of minimum wage, when it was introduced, was that a single wage earner should be able to own a home and support a family.  That was what it was based on; a full time job, any job, should be able to accomplish this.

The fact people scoff at this idea if presented nowadays, as though the people that ring up your groceries or hand you your burgers don’t deserve the luxury of a home and a family, is disgusting.

Also if a livable wage breaks the system then the system deserves to be broken.