radicalspacemom:

art? on MY tumblr?

It’s more likely than you think

baconmancr:

m–ood:

Magical encounter while free falling.

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

island-delver-go:

When you wake up in the middle of day to some brats who call themselves “vampire hunters” and they’re going to “cleanse the world of your evil”

z-nogyrop:

z-nogyrop:

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

aryisacapricat:

Kinda ruins the urgency of the scene when you’re an Argonian.

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

1, 8, 9

bunjywunjy:

aimofdestiny:

lifeisawalnut:

bunjywunjy:

fritternx:

bunjywunjy:

heckin-geckin:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

piwnymisiek:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

jaceriven:

bunjywunjy:

jaceriven:

bunjywunjy:

jaceriven:

bunjywunjy:

I JUST HAD AN AWESOME IDEA FOR A DnD CHARACTER.

a half-dragon, but instead of the traditional Dragonborn humanoid body it’s literally just a small dragon of whatever species the parent was. 

but with a human face.

@bunjywunjy if I understand anything of DnD, its that the weirder the character, the worse the pun in the name needs to be.

I… kind of just want to name him Maniford. 

Manny for short.

What about Man'yfes Drakebody?

(Man-ee-fes)

[man face dragon body, geddit?]

wait wait

what about

MANIFORD MANDRAKE

I like it! Lock in maniford mandrake!

WE’RE DOING THIS. WE’RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.

what color should this guy be? he’s gonna be Chaotic Good alignment but I’m torn between Silver, Bronze, and Red.

I think I’m gonna go with Bronze. I want the aquatic abilities and I dig the aesthetic.

just imagine this, but with the face of a dude and a devastating love of puns.

now, how the hell do I even roll stats for this thing???

What class will Maniford be? Sounds like a bard.

I wasn’t sure, but now that you said that I think he is in fact going to have to be a Bard.

update: I drew the boy!

good Dragonborn, best friend

what have i made

he’s perfect

I drew maniford bc I love him

DFJKDSFHJKSD THIS IS GOING ON HIS FUCKING CHARACTER SHEET

DELETE THIS BEFORE MY PLAYERS SEE IT

His character sheet? Don’t you mean the Maniford Manifest?

well, I do NOW.

its extra funny because dragons can assume human shape so this is even more unnecessary

aperturescience:

Passover is coming up soon and my editing software is antisemitic because it quit working while I was trying to make this awful meme for you all.

glumshoe:

Dear parents,

PLEASE teach your children to pick locks. I do not appreciate my doorknobs being smashed off by amateur burglars. If your teenager is going to steal my lawnmower out of my garage, teach him to have a little goddamn class. A little style.

Sincerely,

Irritated in Indy

kagekubi:

h8moshofficial:

tricksteroflifemain:

h8moshofficial:

They got no names!!!!!!!!

Until they 13 and they play a game and destroy the world 

What dis mean

Until they 13 and they play a game and destroy the world