Silver Tongue

barduils:

barduils:

barduils:

barduils:

concept: cursed amulet that convinces the wearer there is no way it could possibly be cursed, and makes them completely resistant to any attempts to convince them otherwise

to clarify further: that’s it. that’s the entire curse. it has no other effects on the wearer, malevolent or otherwise.

them: yo you should take that necklace off it’s definitely cursed dude

me: hahah no way bro that’s crazy. like, that’s totally bogus, dude.

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okay but to be fair, the one ring had many other curses as well

special-flavored-cupcake:

selfishtaco:

pheonomenal:

im-fairly-whitty:

sweetiepie08:

imthegingerninja:

insomniac-arrest:

I feel like Marie Kondo should be added to the trifecta of public figures like Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross that we collectively consider kindly

like, they don’t know us personally or anything, but you know they want you to succeed, improve, and live your best lives

people just gently trying to guide us into treating others well, and being kind to ourselves, and tidying up

A lot of the “”discourse”“ around her is just barely subverted racism. People who don’t like her often listen to “minimalist” magazines that actually do tell you to live off one one t-shirt and a potted cactus.

The pantheon so far:

Bob Ross - Love yourself even with your mistakes!

Mister Rogers - Love your neighbor!

Marie Kondo - Love the place around you!

Stefán Karl Stefánsson  - Take care of yourself!

Steve Irwin - Be kind to animals!

The Wholesome League

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I experienced several feelings while drawing this.

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Let’s not forget LeVar Burton!

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Originally posted by stydixa

Um why isnt this amazing human being on there?! Petition to add robin williams

So to sum up:

Bob Ross - Love yourself even with your mistakes!

Mr. Rogers - Love your neighbor!

Marie Kondo - Love the place around you!

Stefán Karl Stefánsson - Take care of yourself!

Steve Irwin - Take care of animals!

LeVar Burton - Love your mind/imagination!

Robin Williams - Love to laugh and spread laughter!

Bill Nye - Be curious! Never stop asking questions!

Anyone else to be added?

saltygempearl:

I haven’t seen this pointed out yet so…

persona5png:
“ binoctis:
“you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist
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Excuse me??
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persona5png:

binoctis:

you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist

Excuse me??

jungwildeandfree:

systlin:

But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY. 

We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests. 

all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them 

sinisterrrrrr:
“ glitchedforest:
“ corzev:
“ lavenderlady1999:
“ the-derp-returns:
“ rhaya-rose:
“ bluebladesoftime:
“ klaiea:
“ nervoustarfighter:
“ jimperbam:
“ virtual-villain:
“ seafoodmomma:
“ ovarianeruption:
“ ghostlyllamaprincess:
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sinisterrrrrr:

glitchedforest:

corzev:

lavenderlady1999:

the-derp-returns:

rhaya-rose:

bluebladesoftime:

klaiea:

nervoustarfighter:

jimperbam:

virtual-villain:

seafoodmomma:

ovarianeruption:

ghostlyllamaprincess:

surprisebitch:

hungry-joe:

theinfiknight:

radha-the-introvert:

surprisebitch:

omg i cant believe this is actually true

It’s Fitzgerald ye damn heathens

No it’s Fortnite look it up. Abraham PUBG Lincoln will back me up on this one

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fun fact!

the f in jfk was added later for respect

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tom-marvolo-dildo:
“ the-armed-utahn:
“ explainervideo:
“Showing how the Knight can jump on every square in chess
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When you watch someone unlock their phone with a pattern like this and wonder what top secret spy shit theyve been up to.
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me putting...

tom-marvolo-dildo:

the-armed-utahn:

explainervideo:

Showing how the Knight can jump on every square in chess

When you watch someone unlock their phone with a pattern like this and wonder what top secret spy shit theyve been up to.

me putting syrup on my waffles

playkiller7:
“ wiishopchanelboots:
“Prometheus
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this is the very first comment someone added to this post and it’s by far the best one
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playkiller7:

wiishopchanelboots:

Prometheus

this is the very first comment someone added to this post and it’s by far the best one

yourmutualfriends:

just-shower-thoughts:

We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.

*gets dumped once*

Shuttem down girls it’s over

gibuns:

fit-slytherin:

This is not a drill!! This is heaven.

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