concept: cursed amulet that convinces the wearer there is no way it could possibly be cursed, and makes them completely resistant to any attempts to convince them otherwise
to clarify further: that’s it. that’s the entire curse. it has no other effects on the wearer, malevolent or otherwise.
them: yo you should take that necklace off it’s definitely cursed dude
me: hahah no way bro that’s crazy. like, that’s totally bogus, dude.
okay but to be fair, the one ring had many other curses as well
I feel like Marie Kondo should be added to the trifecta of public figures like Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross that we collectively consider kindly
like, they don’t know us personally or anything, but you know they want you to succeed, improve, and live your best lives
people just gently trying to guide us into treating others well, and being kind to ourselves, and tidying up
A lot of the “”discourse”“ around her is just barely subverted racism. People who don’t like her often listen to “minimalist” magazines that actually do tell you to live off one one t-shirt and a potted cactus.
The pantheon so far:
Bob Ross - Love yourself even with your mistakes!
Mister Rogers - Love your neighbor!
Marie Kondo - Love the place around you!
Stefán Karl Stefánsson
- Take care of yourself!
Steve Irwin - Be kind to animals!
The Wholesome League
I experienced several feelings while drawing this.
But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY.
We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests.
all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
