Silver Tongue

jeinu:

PHANTASMAL AND RESPLENDENT

Absolutely buck-wild things from TAZ I’ve become desensitized to

zonerbonerz:

-one of the main characters’ name being Taako Taaco

-a different main characters’ name being Barold Bluejeans

-the literal angel of death faking a cockney accent for no real reason

-the main crew being called the Tres Horny Boys

-many of the plot points being caused/resolved by a Fantasy Costco run by Garfield the Cat on the goddamn moon

-the villain, who is an all-powerful being that consumes entire planes of existence, being a middle-aged dude named John

-Merle regularly seducing plants

-a canonical weapon being a Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword of Doom

-the absolute disregard of basically all the rules of DnD

-vore

hiirenvirna:

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ha ha memes am i right

leahfuhrman:
“ Welcome to the family, you weird little goobers.
Alright you people, who have you already decided is gonna be your adventure pal?
”

leahfuhrman:

Welcome to the family, you weird little goobers.

Alright you people, who have you already decided is gonna be your adventure pal?

s-opal:
“ it me,
sobbles
”

s-opal:

it me,

sobbles

gunsandfireandshit:

graynard:

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well

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“ 22degreehalo:
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“holy trinity
”
legit read this as ‘assassinated’ first
” ”

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22degreehalo:

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holy trinity

legit read this as ‘assassinated’ first

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whatspeaksofter:

local–litporeon:

ferumon:

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We had ruby and sapphire.

We had diamond and pearl.

Now we have sword and shield.

I’m sensing a pattern…

The foreshadowing has gone too far