PHANTASMAL AND RESPLENDENT
Absolutely buck-wild things from TAZ I’ve become desensitized to
-one of the main characters’ name being Taako Taaco
-a different main characters’ name being Barold Bluejeans
-the literal angel of death faking a cockney accent for no real reason
-the main crew being called the Tres Horny Boys
-many of the plot points being caused/resolved by a Fantasy Costco run by Garfield the Cat on the goddamn moon
-the villain, who is an all-powerful being that consumes entire planes of existence, being a middle-aged dude named John
-Merle regularly seducing plants
-a canonical weapon being a Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword of Doom
-the absolute disregard of basically all the rules of DnD
-vore
Welcome to the family, you weird little goobers.
Alright you people, who have you already decided is gonna be your adventure pal?
non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces
he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well
