rosexknight:

gogopri:

as it turns out, he does look sexy in one

Was there ever any doubt?

gogopri:

we all love hawk mom

xelamanrique318:

sseureki:

#for those wondering why catfish is in it’s seventh season #this is why

this dude: so this whole time i’ve been talking to a porn star?

nev and max:

silver-tongues-blog:

Lanque seeking to make the philosophers stone?

morning reblog

im-just-a-reaction:

trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing:

stats:

tilthat:

TIL Marine biologists are claiming there is a rare instance of non-human warfare happening between octopuses in the waters off the coast of Australia. The octopuses are fighting in large groups over territory and even using projectiles such as seashells to spit at enemies.

via reddit.com

someone killed archpus ferdinand

>gain some form of consciousness

>immediately start killing fools en masse

Why is it like this? 😭

zelda64l:

Psychic: *reads my mind*

My mind:

Psychic, as though possessed: “Fullmetal Alchemist”

Me, in a slightly different tone: “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST”

deafchan:

Oh…. so that’s why they all have fucking triangles.

TIL

roxys:

senpailloydkinsagainstcapitalism:

roxys:

ginger-ale-official:

roxys:

ginger-ale-official:

ginger-ale-official:

roxys:

haha wow holy shit? are you guys seeing this? holy shit what a great fma reference haha. someone in geometry must be an anime fan 

that’s the top of a refreshing glass of ginger ale you absolute dingus!

sorry about calling you a dingus just then. I was just trying to make a silly post about ginger ale for my pals on here but that was way over the line.

tumblr user ginger-ale-official, you’re the most valid person in the world.

hoho! what a kind thing to say friend!

:D

im shitting my self right now. at this very moment. god is dead but im shidding

this is the only thing on your blog and im fucking terrified