thanksyiffing
yiffsmas
hes making his list
hes checking it twice
gonna find out whose knotty or nice
santa paws is coming to down
Merry yiffmas everyone
scrooge refuses to pay for driving classes and now donald is forced to take calls on speaker with his uncle on the car. donald almost crashed into a pole
Does anyone remember when marvel announced a new round of Peter Parker spiderman movies and I made that post abt not needing more white spider man. And the smartest dude in the world replied saying that if there was a miles morales movie it’d flop bc nobody has heard of him. Where u at man I just wanna talk
i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.
someone: oedipus was fucked up like who fucks their own mother??? fucking weirdo.
me: it’s not his fault! he didn’t know!
also the point of the myth is supposed to show how despite your best efforts no mortal can thwart fate but also? what the fuck? the whole thing was an oracle telling laius that his son was going to murder him and fuck his wife. that shit came out of nowhere. he didn’t offend the gods or anything. they just decided for no reason other than the world is fucked up sometimes.
i have been informed that oedipus’ dad, laius, did in fact bring a curse upon himself for kidnapping and raping king pelop’s son chrysippus.
i stand by my stance that it’s still ridiculous to punish oedipus and jocasta for laius’s crimes. also why would the godss curse oedipus for fucking his mom when they tricked him into doing it in the first place? fucked up.
You’re assuming the gods are ruled by logic and not by zeus nudging poseidon and saying “hey you know what would be so fucking funny”
