ariverblues:

glitchlight:

zagreus:

i’m listening

hnngngnnn noodle nife 

skadaddle skadoodle your sword is made of noodle

humming-fly:

the chimeras really were that last nail in Shou Tucker’s reputation 

grawly:

silver-tongues-blog:

grawly:

i know his name isnt actually Sans Undertale but i straight up cannot call him anything else

actually sans undertale is the doctor. you’re thinking of sans undertales monster

thank you

ntrtloveless:

caliphorniaqueen:

itskatorah:

demho3zhatinq:

chilledcoughphee:

fishnetsforchrist:

caliphorniaqueen:

sobeitjayt:

3amnightzz:

nikez-40z:

Woman says racist remarks and another woman is not having it!

can we please find her @!!!!!!

so your duck ass 3 months pregnant and started a fight if you dont gtf

@ladygaga this what we need girl

You’re doing great sweetie !!! Keep it up !!!

I’m reblogging this every time I see it on my dash

BEAT DAT ASSSSSS

Her name is Colleen Dagg (daggdagg94 on twitter)

“can’t be one foot in and one foot out”

amazing-animatronics:

Mechanism and head of a Clown automaton made by Gustave Vichy in the late 19th century (Video)

sarraceniarts:

Realized that there really aren’t a whole lot of pictures where Samus interacts with Inklings. C’mon, there’s so much of Samus meeting with all the other Nintendo characters!

miixx33:

scrubnado:

ramblingandpie:

httpquotescum:

beka-tiddalik:

rosebadwolf1000:

noodle-boyy:

saveachocobo-rideaprompto:

pluto-suxk:

bpd-darling:

smallblueangel:

brosefvondudehomie:

egalitarian-nature-blog:

bpd-darling:

me (cleaning up): holds knife

intrusive thoughts: what if-

me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus

Additionally;
me: *waiting for the subway*
intrusive thoughts: what if you jumped
me: it would cause a four hour delay while they pick your body parts out of the rails you fucking prick, can we please for once get on public transit without going through this

Also;
Me: *walking along a busy road*
intrusive thoughts: What if you just fell over in front of this truck?
Me: It would back up traffic all fucking night and probably hurt a lot of people you prick.

Gosh. I never have thoughts like this

didnt ask but that sounds nice

Me: *walking down the stairs*
Intrusive Thought: I could throw myself down these flight of stairs and leave more time for everyone else!
Me: Or you end up with a broken wrist and sprain ankle you dickhead keep walking

Me: *driving on a bridge*
Intrusive thoughts: I could just drive straight into that lake and finish it right now.
Me: You asshole, this is a new car. Just fucking keep going like everyone else you prick.

oh my god,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I needed this

Me: *standing at a lookout* It’s so beautiful here…

Intrusive thoughts: yeah, look at that view, you could just step out into it and you’d probably never feel the impact when you hit the ground 20m below…

Me: Bitch, don’t ruin the view for everyone else. Fucksake.

Me: *doing literally nothing*

Intrusive thoughts: What if-

Me: Can’t you just shut the fuck up and chill for once? God damn

Me: I wonder what my wife wants for dinner?

Intrusive thought: a divorce

Me: Now, Timothy, that’s just uncalled for. You can’t even eat that.

Me:* pouring tea*

Intrusive thoughts: you shoul-

Me: pour the hot tea on myself? God fucking chill out I just want some tea edge lord

Me..

toxicgummy:

i love this game and i love these babes

rookerie:

hey uhhhh has anyone done this yet

paulsilluminatedpromenade:

“Hey now, All Star. Game on. Play.”

i guess i should get in on the trend that i accidentally created 

thanks @setheverman for reblogging the last one lmao

if this post blows up i change my url every year so don’t worry i haven’t deactivated i’m just very indecisive