Lmao
modern art
Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …
what the fuck is this from i gotta know
it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.
I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it
My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.
ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM
Distribute some free literature.
I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent
I’m just gonna leave a link to season one episode one right here…
annnnnnd here’s all of season one
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd all of season two
Don’t say I never did anything for ya. Enjoy glorious Canadian humor.
SEASON THREE PREMIERES THIS CANADA DAY
I AM PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT.
THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN
previews of a new Monster Factory zine i’m hoping to have done for sakura-con!
as always, you can find me way more on twitter
You don’t remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.
sounds like a dream job
“Be like Eddie: Get your #WandsReady as the Wizarding World journey continues with #FantasticBeasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald Teaser Trailer on Tuesday, March 13” (via @fantasticbeats)
Look at this face - it’s Eddie Redmayne. Now cover the right half up - it’s now William Dafoe. I’m so confused
Agreed. I got whiplash for a moment. “Oh hey, it’s William Dafoe. Wait, is that Eddie Redmayne? Wha?”
i can only ever see william dafoe
My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I’ll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he’s going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest. Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: “That’s the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don’t know humans make rifle shots; they don’t know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don’t move, and they won’t chase you. If you run, they know you’re guilty.” Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results.
Long story short: hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory.
Your honor, i have a way to find out if the defendant IS truly the murderer… RELEASE THE HORNETS!
