aside from frogs, what are your other favorite animals? 👀👀
Anonymous

filibusterfrog:

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oh parrots and sheep definitely

beefnap:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.

We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between

scotcharoos:
“Waluigi charm
@chronicpizza
”

roxilalonde:

gardenostic:

calliope is the real lesbian superpower

callie has 4 girlfriends and counting

petite-pumpkin:

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*So that’s what they look like!

pourwhiskeyongraves:

tenderlesbian:

guy: *says females instead of women*

me:

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people in the notes: I learned to do this in the military

me:

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adurot:
“gogopri:
“Meanwhile, in Central…
”
I’d follow him anywhere.
”

adurot:

gogopri:

Meanwhile, in Central…

I’d follow him anywhere.

kaylapocalypse:

phoneus:

autistic-winter:

fun fact, the reason otherkin are called “otherkin” is because originally there were online communities, waaayy back in the 90′s, of people who identified as elves.  when people emerged who identified as other things the elfkin called them “otherkin” bc they weren’t elves

THE ELF SUPERIORITY COMPLEX REMAINS A VITAL MORAL OF THE SPECIES DESPITE UNIVERSE I SEE

That is so fucking funny