Need for Speed (2014, dir. Scott Waugh)
Are you telling me this isn’t from breaking bad
THIS ISN’T FROM BREAKING BAD?????
Bruh i thought this was from Shutter Island
I thought it was walking dead.
does that imply that jade n dave didnt get vaxxed omg real sad hours??????
Anonymousone of them was raised by a feral sweaty creature w/ zero concepts of ‘bathing’ and ‘self care’ and the other one had her creepy grandpa and then a dog. they never got vaxxed lets be real
lucky for jade she also never encountered anyone who carried any of the diseases so she never got sick… at least until earth c probably
“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
this fills me with enough rage to kill someone
Link must be down right terrifying for normal people in Hyrule to encounter.
He’s like a fucking heroic cryptid.
Just imagine it, your village/region/kingdom is under attack by some monster or another and out of the trees this slender little twunk appears and immediately starts acting like he’s gonna help.
And you’re skeptical of course cause look at him.
And then you find out that he’s basically a one man army who just fuckin wrecks the dragon/god/monsters/etc terrorizing your place before he breaks all of the pots in town and disappears again.
Shit must be wild.
Your village has a statue of Link that’s built between his reincarnations, and people put clay pots around it as offerings and thanks.
One day some fucking kid shows up, breaks all your worship pots, and runs off without anything more than a “YAAAH!” as they jump off a cliff into the forest below. You’re confused as fuck but your great-grandmother is weeping like she just saw a god.
its like if you met jesus and he was a gremlin
