Silver Tongue
[teen movie]

peppylilspitfuck:

helloitsbees:

sailorbrazil:

gay character: guys… im gay

pothead character: dude thats like, so dope

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He used 100% of his power to support her. 

originalspec:

weavers of the three dimensions

dungeonmemes:

I’m extremely guilty of this.

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

zombiebabe:

Happy Valentine’s Day

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The longer after Valentine’s Day you reblog this the funnier it gets.

cactusdodes:

cactusdodes:

since all kinds of vintage/older things have been making combacks can tech companies bring back colorful clear plastic that shows the insides? that would be so sexy

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sexy

mens-rights-activia:

bluebladerose:

mens-rights-activia:

grannymadge:

mens-rights-activia:

>Went to school in my bear fursuit

>Teacher told me to take the whole thing off because it was against the dress code

>She let me keep the arm parts on though

why she let you keep on the arms??

>my constitutional right to bear arms

… did you plan this joke from start to finish or did it just hit you in the moment?

I certainly don’t have a bear fursuit if that answers your question

dlubes:

satandotgov:

foervraengd:

foervraengd:

Remember when tumblr turned off replies for like a whole year because they worked on a new system but apparently couldn’t let the old one stay meanwhile for some reason


Remember when tumblr was actively asking ppl to stop using the third party extension “missing e”(forefather to xkit) because apparently they didn’t wanna admit its the only way that’d make it bearable to even use tumblr.


Remember when tumblr purged users who uploaded audio posts of copyrighted music. Not removing the posts but the accounts would risk being deactivated if they had even one audio post.


Remember when tumblr made a “pinned post” feature so other blogs pinned posts was always at the top of your dashboard and you couldn’t remove it.


Remember how you could risk deleting your whole account when you just wanted to delete a sideblog

Remember when ask posts wasn’t rebloggable

remember when you had to scroll back to the top of the post to like/reblog it

Back in the super old days, reblogging a post brought you to a whole entire other page. You then had to add tags in a separate box and then publish the post. You could basically have fifty posts in different tabs all ready to be posted.

Blocking an anon would bring the person’s url to your blocked users list so you could always see who sent anon hate.

There was no instant reblog button till like 2015

powerful-genderwitch-nea:
“ severalowls:
“ zonecassette:
“ eggcup:
“that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true
”
holy shit
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I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.
”
oh my god...

powerful-genderwitch-nea:

severalowls:

zonecassette:

eggcup:

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

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holy shit

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I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

oh my god these are actually funny

famicom:

tredlocity:

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there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great

this is how everyone on this website acts