silver-tongues-blog:

ardentiluxtenebris:

writing-prompt-s:

In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.

This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story

Gordon ramsay, knowing this is not a high end resturaunt and you cannot afford to buy high end steaks, and that you do not claim to be a professional chef, appreciates the gesture and even gives some pointers on how one can cook on a budget and you all have a great time.

drhds:

clockworkart-illery:

geekandmisandry:

usamilovelove:

usamilovelove:

wtf

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Would you look at that, the shoe fits

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin 

leafyns:

he’s ready to punch some kids and die

scribble1:

discoverynews:

micdotcom:

Watch: Bill Nye’s graduation speech was as fiery and inspiring as you’d expect 

Bill Nye is killing it! 

Always does. 

p-pamda:

Got’em

PD: Before that nothing changed,but at least they had a good time

slipstreamborne:

miraclemodus:

…so yeah equius probably smells really bad but nepeta reeks of rotting flesh and blood and dirt caked with sweat and spit. this is probably a very good moiralligence (god i never spell it right) because as disgusting as equius gets he knows that it’s socially unacceptable and always has a stock of clean towels, and sometimes he probably sneaks up and, like, squirts her with a little febreeze.“

Reposting because reasons and also that Nepeta head canon is seriously the best. 

joymask:

imaybeuglybutiownadog:

when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito

blue-pixiedust:

youwannawanga:

Then they laughed for like, 5 minutes.

Originally posted by haidaspicciare