r-n-w:

imayhaveadiceproblem:

Sunny side up! 🍳

This is so silly, I love it. Especially those clear dice in the broken egg shell 😂

I can set up dumb jokes over the course of weeks

Drow boss of dungeon taunting the players as the door closes between them:  You really want to face a goddess like moi? Youre shaking in your boots. Is it out of fear or antici-

Door closes

Several sessions later after they nearly die multiple times to the drows trials involving two of them getting impaled and one of them electrocuted before they finally meet up with her again

Drow boss: “pation”

Players: Motherfuck

klubbhead:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

An assignment for next week’s class.

It can be a meme right now with enough dedication.

sjaukes:

johnthedragon:

paulsentertainmentplatform:

so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

I’m having a fucking stroke

*vaguely scottish noises*

this is what dissociating feels like

smuganimebitch:

deadnotsleeping413:

hazygold:

ridragon:

bismuthspartnerincrime:

just-another-su-critical-blog:

Steven might actually become friends with the diamonds???

“no one is truly evil”

“i dont know if that’s true in reality”

no offense but im seriously gonna square up with rebecca holy shit

are you fucking kidding me Rebecca sugar?????

Rebecca sugar probably thought that hitler should of been kindly talked to

rebecca sugar is jewish ya piece of shit

Wait but like…. do I need to remind you all that this is a kids show? Of course things are solved like this, the intent is to teach children how to healthily interact with problems. Of course its childish. Steven is a child on a show for children.

rebecca sugar: i want my childrens show to teach kids the value of settling differences by coming to understand and care for eachother. even if that isn’t always possible in reality i think they are important values to try and get across, especially in a childrens fantasy tv show

you weirdos: this is fascism apologism

chess-and-snickers-deactivated2:

Decided to go full sylvari with this one. We’re really getting into the good shit now.

About to restart my laptop so this’ll probably be the last of the traditional ones unless my driver borks again.

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dragon-in-a-fez:

ademainalors:

dragon-in-a-fez:

theimpossibleboy:

Two magical movies being released by Disney this year!!

why does Christopher Robin get a tagline that sounds like it’s from a movie about a retired assassin

Retired assassin Pooh AU

pull the trigger piglet

hollowct:

inigomontoyaa:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

non homestuck dont understand. if you have cosplayed terezi, sollux, or dirk at  ANY point in your life you have bought shades from the same man. like its literally just one man whos making HUNDREDS of pairs of specialty cosplay glasses. it is literally JUST one man who makes those glasses on the entire internet

this one man controls the entire pointy anime shades supply. if he ever dies we are all thoroughly fuckt and left to make our own like animals

somebody link his shop

right prob shoulda give the guy some cred

https://www.etsy.com/shop/Akujinscos

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor