Silver Tongue
what being the DM feels like
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One of the signs of the climate protests in Brussels.

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this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

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When the DM says something like “The room appears to be empty” or “so you touch the object?”

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Fun DM tip: always do that. Even if it really is empty or nothing will happen. Really helps curb meta gamming and can get some funny reactions. My favorite is asking how they open the door or asking “so you just stand in front of it and open it normally” then suddenly they’re trying to describe a totally abnormal way of opening a door that doesnt involve them being in front of it

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When my players roll a bad perception check I like to say, “there *seems* to be nothing there.” Especially if there is actually nothing there.

one time my players spent like an hour trying to figure out how to open an unlocked door because they kept pushing instead of pulling.

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Link’s Awakening is being remade for the Switch and it looks adorable as fuck!!!  😍 😍 😍

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OMG YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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seriously though, in 2020 you need to swallow your fucking pride and vote for the primary democrat even if you dont agree with them. any other vote is only going to increase the chances of another republican taking office. if you didnt learn anything from the last election, then i guess hindsight isnt actually 2020

i dont get how people are like “hmm, the republicans are trying to undermine democracy and stripping away the rights of people as well as spreading hate and violence? well im not gonna vote unless bernie is the democrat primary”

Imagine admitting years in advance that you just can’t field a decent opponent against a cheeto in wig and having the gall to demand others just surrender their vote to you out of pity.

Good God is this really the state of American democrats?

my priority is putting out the fire. then we can focus on rebuilding. the republicans are by far the biggest threat to democracy and they need to be voted out of office before we vote the democrats out of office in favour for independent parties.. voting independant will only split the votes and result in more republican terms.

That doesn’t make sense as you’ve explained it…don’t vote indy now but vote indy later, all you’re doing is delaying the inevitable.

You still have the core problem : the Democrat party seems fundamentally incapable of appealing to its own base and is viewed as rife with corruption..demanding people be feudal serfs and just give up their right to vote to their Democrat lords…and I gotta tell you, this message doesn’t seem to be working from what I can see..and in my head can’t work with an informed public. 

All you’re doing as I can tell is paving the way from Trump 2020.

so by your logic; if everyone who is against the republican votes for the democrat primary, it would result in republicans winning? how does that work out?

Because you’re assuming that your message resonates with the voting populace, previous experience and current observation show that it doesn’t, additionally if your plan is to get a Dem in now and then spend 4-8 years shredding them to push independent parties/candidates but the Republicans remain a solid coherent group then…all you’re doing is delaying them.


Does that make sense?


Armchair psyche: liberals don’t react to authoritarian orders to vote X way  like conservatives, they don’t have the same obedience to hierarchy and a different strategy is needed…like fielding an appealing candidate who inspires them to vote, who earns the privilege.

so you would rather have 4 more years of trump to teach teh democratic party a lesson than actually try to buy time to make things better?

No i’d rather you get your shit together and actually deserve the support of your people because as I said, I can’t cope with 4 more years of that cunt nor the insufferable whinging of you lot that are seemingly terminally incapable of getting the job done.

@silver-tongues-blog would you vote Hitler into the presidency if he was running democrat? After all, you said it doesn’t matter if you disagree with the candidate as long as they aren’t republican.

“VOTE FOR MY CANDIDATE WITH NO COMPLAINTS OR ELSE YOU’RE LITERALLY HITLER!!”

Glad to see we’ve learned from our mistakes in 2015-2016.

Hey OP. How much are you gonna pay me to vote Democrat?

does not having your human rights stripped away count as payment? because if you vote anyhting other than democrat, then trumps gonna be in office another four years and he has no problem stripping people of their human rights.

Neither do most Democrats

This is based on a narrative that trump is taking away people’s rights. Other than banning the bump stock for guns, which democrats favored, what rights has he taken away? I’m not seeing it.

Thank you @jjaarrr, for stating what I was thinking. I’m curious what rights I’ve lost that I wasnt aware of.

hey dumbass, did you forget about the humans in cages? or the whole thing where peoples visas were being revoked and they were being deported? or is it because theyre not you it doesnt matter?

Oh god I feel sorry for you Silver. Having to deal with all these people not realizing how shitty this country has gotten.

they dont realize because it doesnt personally effect them or it benefits them. they are selfish and narrowminded and dont realize that the government will come after them if it continues down the path its down. hell theres anti fascist short films from the 40s that warn against this very thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJriMuVEPMY

West Virginia

I feel like we should bring this back since ive seen a lot of people act like things dont happen just because they dont personally effect them