surprisebitch:

finally know the context

farashasilver:

littlesystems:

littlesystems:

Fandom:

Adults: *create a space for other adults*

Minors*: *come into that space* 

Minors: this isn’t a safe space for kids!!

Adults: …..uhh no, it’s not.

Minors: why are you personally attacking me personally?

Adults: ….????????………… 

Minors: I know you want to fuck children

Me: *looks at fic with one character that’s in his 40′s and another that’s in his 50′s, with no children in sight* 

Me: ………please get out of my house

(I still get a lot of responses to this post calling me a pedo and I am t i r e d of this bottom-of-the-barrel quality discourse)

* this obviously doesn’t apply to all minors, and to all those minors (like me, when I was your age!) that manage to enjoy and participate in fandom without calling everyone a pedophile, I appreciate you.

Adults: we want to write/draw porn of these fictional adult characters.

Minors: that’s not appropriate for children.

Adults: yep! that’s why it’s tagged as explicit and has a warning for mature content and also is tagged for various sex acts in case you’re not into that.

Minors: that type of content makes me uncomfortable.

Adults: we totally get that but that’s why the tags and warnings are on it.

Adults: look you even have to agree:

This work could have adult content. If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

Adults: so if you’re not into that type of thing then you can just skip over it.

Minors: it make me uncomfortable.

Adults: ……then… don’t… read it?

Minors: no. 

Minors: you should stop writing it.

Adults: no.

JUST FUCKING SAYING

its like if someone with a peanut allergy knowingly bought a bag of peanut and then started complaining

muchymozzarella:

neverfeedthesarcophagi:

sikssaapo-p:

I would die and do the dishes

#a superhero film in which superhuman monstrosity is truly monstrous#and their goodness is strange and imperfect but fierce and resilient and full of optimism#[del toro’s refusal to bow to the tide of nihilistic films dank with destruction and brooding and pessimism is vital]#love and friendship and devotion between monsters and freaks and misfits; we need so much more of this (elucipher)

And how many movies do we know have the hero breaking out into song uber cheesy romance songs? 

You know I can’t smile without youuuu

yellingcrab:

i was gonna make a punchline but i forgot what it was so yknow, honk bonk amirite

daniarts-andstuff:

Tfw you’re the family pet

possumoftheday:

I drew these babies! My art blog is @magical-boy-art

It’s certainly better than I can draw possums. Very cute! Thank you for your submission, Jake!

vikingofficial:

greenbaconsmoothie:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you wore a vr headset linked to a camera drone that was set to follow you from a few feet behind you could live in third person.

disassociating

If you can’t dissociate naturally store bought is fine

C3; Zombie Kane

fun trivia, she only smells slightly worse than she did when she was alive.

atamajakki:

holy shit i was in a LARP thread and this is the greatest thing i’ve read in years