Silver Tongue

auberginesdonthavelimbs:

peppapigvevo:

roboboners:

ndiecity:

pizzaback:

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“this is my custom fursuit, I had 30 neon-green wolves killed for it”

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MILLIONAIRE IS MAKING FURSUITS OUT OF REAL FUR

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Originally posted by fromthemotionpicture

“Cruella De Vil is a furry” is not the hot take I expected to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I deserve

pickles4nickles:
“So a while back I stumbled up on a text post and just… didn’t do anything with it until I happened upon it today again so I’m going to seize this opportunity
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pickles4nickles:

So a while back I stumbled up on a text post and just… didn’t do anything with it until I happened upon it today again so I’m going to seize this opportunity

a-singing-dragonfly:

the-knights-who-say-book:

the-knights-who-say-book:

the-knights-who-say-book:

“call out for the god of wealth, he’s never given me 300 silver coins because he’s mean” —Hipponax of Ephesos, sixth century BC

“hold my jacket i’m about to fight Boupalos” —also Hipponax of Ephesos

These aren’t exaggerations

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6th century BC Twitter

pentapoda:

the movie was amazing, p.s. m’baku is my favorite

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

university is the best place on earth bc everyone has like 400 iq points but we’re all collectively only using 18 of them (7 on weekends but we have to share them)

fortzancudo:

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

carnival-phantasm:

joey-wheeler-official:

mamoru:

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Bandai Namco’s new anime crossover fighting game, Jump Force, left the project files in the game.

That makes it one of the most easily moddable games. The entire game is directly editable now.

Anyone can do whatever they want to it. This is amazing

MUGEN 2!!!

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The characters looked so ugly that they just left the project files there hoping someone would mod them into something less abominable

flavoracle:

zeusfuckedmymom:

“Circe?”

“Yes Odysseus?”

“Where’s my crew?”

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One of the things I like about memes is that they give me a good sense of when the different required reading assignments come around these days.

Oh, is it Odyssey meme season already? Must be February I guess.

hdreaper:

phantomrose96:

On the topic of deaths in FMA (so, major spoiler tag right now for the FMA:B anime/manga) there’s one that’s just so well-constructed, so well-executed, and I’ve never seen anyone bring this up:

The Death of Wrath, Fuhrer King Bradley

It was Bradley who ordered and signed the extermination campaign in Ishval. And he did so unflinchingly. Partway through the war, the High Priest of Ishval offers himself up to Bradley in an attempt to end the war–one leader turning himself over to the other. 

And Bradley, Bradley scoffs. He laughs at the notion that any one human life can be worth more than any other. He states that this priest’s life does not equal the tens of thousands of Ishvalans.

They curse him out. They tell him God will punish him. And Bradley invites it

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He dares God to strike him down! He dares God’s Wrath to find him, and end him. But of course, nothing happens. The war continues. The Ishvalans die.

Then, we have Scar, who’s seeking vengeance for his murdered people. He does it in God’s name. He targets State Alchemists, because they are blasphemers. They distort things from the form God gave them. They create, when creation is the domain of God alone.

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Al attempts to call Scar out on this hypocrisy later when they battle in Central. Scar claims he’s working a loophole though. His arm only destroys. He’s not encroaching on God’s domain. He does not create.

Fast forward many many chapters. Scar is the final person to battle Bradley. And he finds himself losing at first, even with Bradley as injured as he is. Then Scar pulls out his trump card, gains the upperhand on Bradley, gains the advantage.

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He’s tattooed his brother’s other design on his left arm. He’s embraced the creation arm. Against his beliefs, against his morals, against his creed, Scar has become one of the blasphemers.  He’s encroached on God’s domain, because the magnitude of failure outweighed the sin of creating.

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Bradley mocks him for this. He claims Scar must have finally realized God is fake. That He’s a construction of humans, and the war has finally broken Scar of his faith. If Bradley were right, Arakawa would probably have him win this fight. He doesn’t, though. Scar beats him. 

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Scar, finally, kills him. And he does it by embracing creation.

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After countless attempts, after the train explosion, after Buccaneer’s death, after Fu’s death, Bradley remained alive. It was Scar, in the end, who got to kill him, and he succeeds in the face of Bradley claiming he’s surrendered his faith. So no, it’s not that Scar’s given up his faith. 

Far from it.

By embracing creation, Scar has, symbolically, BECOME the God of Ishval.

He creates. He destroys. He is nameless, yet acts in the name of Ishvala. He is Wrath. And it’s not just that “Wrath was killed by a wrathful man.” 

Scar is the Wrath of Ishvala.

Bradley is killed by the God of Ishval.

Bradley invoked the Wrath of Ishvala, and he dies by it.

God did find Bradley, in the end. He was late on the invite, but He answered. Oh god, did He answer.

I feel the need to sit down and stare into space becuase holy shitting hell

I’d line of add that it was more than just ishvala. The eclipse is when truth closest to the earth and why homunculus needed it to attempt absorbing truth who is essentially a god. The eclipse ending just enough to blind Bradley is in itself an act of God so Bradley was killed by two gods, working in unison through scar to avenge not only those who were slaughtered but to punish the hubris of homunculus.

omnificent-orion:

Can you imagine going through nine years of this bullshit?