afallenwolf:

plasmalogical:

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

I would also like to add smell it after you put it on without breaking eye contact. 

wizardshark:

someclevermoniker:

Look not to be rude or anything but didn’t science already announce that smoking was bad for you like 60 years ago

as much as i agree with the joke its REALLY important to put the foot down on vaping and e-cigarettes. That guy with a beard vaping in your coffee shop is CONVINCED that its completely healthy and perfect alternative to smoking and they gotta see otherwise, even as damningly obvious as it is

gryphll:

rafasolano:

rafasolano:

easter is on april fools day this year and all i can think about is the bible story of jesus

an apostle: man i can’t believe jesus died

jesus, rising from the grave: surprise bitch april fools

an apostle: we thought you were dead!

jesus, about to invent april fools: oh, you haven’t heard?

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

ayleen-with-a-y:

For those who say:

“That design doesn’t sit well with me.”

“Disney’s version of Ted”

“I hate this design”

Here’s the original stuffed dolls of Pooh and Friends that the author of the Winnie the Pooh Storybook A.A Milne purchased for his son Christopher Robin.

mamalalonde:

reasons why kanaya is wonderful

poinko:

whatpumpkin:

Troll Call! Uh…I don’t…um…can someone come get this troll. Please.

Curious about these new signs? Take the Extended Zodiac Test!

And don’t forget to the check out the Hiveswap Comics Contest.

my childe

giraffeyla10:

The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit

6ark:

BETA KIDS ICONS (yes you can use them)

bloodsbane:

ah yes, my new favorite troll

WHOMST ISTHIS