clowncreate:

LEARN YOUR STREET SMARTS: ITS KID GORGEOUS!!

BWAH BWAH WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT one feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet and when one feels like a duck one is HAPPY prove PROVE TO ME YOURE NOT A ROBOT THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YOUD SAY YOU DUMB FUCKING HORSE i lived like a goddamn ninja turtle MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS you have the emotional backbone of a chocolate eclair FUCK DA POLICE 

still-stuck-on-homestuck:

I made this. It’s my masterpiece.

butchscientist:

a private investigator who has the predominantly inattentive presentation of ADHD bakes a pie to celebrate March 14th. 

it’s the ADHD-PI PI’s pi pie.

glumshoe:

newpercepliquis:

a crossword puzzle is an unholy marriage of spelling bee, trivia contest, and a troll that lives under a bridge and asks you riddles

It’s like a spelling bee because it requires you to know exactly how to spell relatively uncommon words. It’s like a trivia contest because it asks you to understand both obscure nerd references and sports terminology. It’s like a troll under a bridge because if you fill it out wrong it comes to life and eats you. 

bloodsbane:

is Jesus Christ technically a bastard?

psychoanthrowalker:

vallisagarwaen:

mariesbookblog:

blackestsabbath:

yveinthesky:

Every time I read up on why Walmart failed in Germany again I am massively entertained.

I can recommend it to everyone. 

Google “Why Walmart failed in Germany”. 

Hours of entertainment. 

this is literally the most hilarious thing ever

seriously what even

i’m laughing so fucking hard ‘harassed by strangers’ i can’t stop laughing

i’m reading a 30 page paper on this and it’s hilarious 

(in case you’re curious: https://thetimchannel.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/w024.pdf)

this is still so fucking funny, I can’t get over this. never.

badsciencejokes:

Thanks Diply for the video of Pontus

lordandgodoftheobvious:

a fool: When did Star Trek start pandering to SJWs?

me: 8 September 1966

unmorrre:

she is confused so cute