Silver Tongue

mygayassshenanigans:

whoop there it is

pissvortex:

news-wtf:

Fox News host Pete Hegseth explained on Sunday that he doesn’t wash his hands because “germs are not a real thing.”

Following a commercial break, Fox & Friends co-host Jedediah Bila revealed that Hegseth had been munching on day-old pizza that was left on the set.

“Pizza Hut lasts for a long time,” Hegseth said, defending himself. “My 2019 resolution is to say things on air that I say off air. I don’t think I’ve washed my hands for 10 years. Really, I don’t really wash my hands ever.”

“I inoculate myself,” he continued. “Germs are not a real thing. I can’t see them. Therefore, they’re not real.”

Hegseth argued that his unsanitary habit leaves him immune to sickness.

“These hands look pretty clean to me,” he remarked.

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vosh-daemon:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

probablyfunrpgideas:

kavatprime:

Two universal constants of high fantasy living:

  • If something falls into ruin a necromancer will move in 100% of the time
  • There is a critical mass of gold that will summon a dragon. If you keep accurate records and stay below it you’ll be fine

I’m sorry, sir, if you don’t renovate your summer keep and live in it at least one month out of the year, we’ll have to charge you with Negligent Dungeonization of Property. The old cellar laboratory might have belonged to your uncle, but if you aren’t going to use it, something will.

The players are a squad of government investigators, trying to prevent monsters from claiming new habitat. It’s mainly negotiation but sometimes people have an interest in attracting dangerous entities for their own purposes.

I love this so much!! GIVE 👏 ME 👏 DUNGEONS 👏 WITH 👏 BACKSTORIES

Story’s first villain: Honestly heroes, I’d like to help you out, I would. But if I leave for even a moment, another necromancer will move right on in. We’re like hermit crabs–there’s one right now- I SEE YOU!
Villain: -casts fireball-
Necromancers, fleeing: You told me he was out of spell slots!

hasan-minhaj:

 “So I’m being held, and every person in this body is being held to a higher ethical standard than the President of the United States?”

“That’s right, ‘cause there are some ethics committee rules that apply to you.”

“And it’s already super legal, as we’ve seen, for me to be a pretty bad guy, so it’s even easier for the President of the United States to be one, I would assume.”

“That’s right.”

“Thank you very much.”

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Exposes the Problem of Dark Money in Politics

maydaymaysdead:

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

poor game design is when you fight every monster and still are underleveled when facing a boss

also having to do a shitty minigame any time you wanna go to a different part of a world. Like, yeah its fun the first time but having to do it every single time is grating and it drags on far too long

welcome to first kingdom hearts, enjoy your hell

the most dissappointing part is that cloud probably survived being crushed by cerberus. I wish he was dead but considering hes on of the most iconic final fantasy characters, hes probably not dead.

gilly-e:
“Doodle
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gilly-e:

Doodle

silver-tongues-blog:

poor game design is when you fight every monster and still are underleveled when facing a boss

also having to do a shitty minigame any time you wanna go to a different part of a world. Like, yeah its fun the first time but having to do it every single time is grating and it drags on far too long

poor game design is when you fight every monster and still are underleveled when facing a boss

carnival-phantasm:

irene-draws:

they did surgery on a grape

Shoutout to OP for not only being a talented artist, but for making the only funny version of this meme