prokopetz:

Everybody talks about “Nintendo Hard” bosses, but let us not forget the many other classic bosses of the NES era:

• The boss that you have to hit it 128 times
  
  
• The boss that makes you sit through a solid minute of invulnerable bullshit, then exposes its weak point for two seconds
  
  
• The boss with the badass-looking attack that’s actually totally nonthreatening because it doesn’t reach the corners of the room
  
  
• The boss that rips your face off within seconds the first couple of times you fight it, then you realise that it just has a really obtuse pattern and never get hit again
  
  
• The boss that doesn’t flash when you hit it, so you can’t tell whether you’re damaging it or not
  
  
• The boss that performs a frame-perfect jump every time you press the shoot button, and that’s all it does
  
  
• The boss that was supposed to be hard, but its AI is bugged so that it just spins in circles if you stand on the left side of the room
  
  
• The boss whose special attack crashes the NES that slipped through QA because none of the playtesters ever got that far
  
  
• The boss that runs back and forth
  

dont forget the boss that is increadibly difficult in a fair fight because he has all your moves but if you crouch in one specific spot youre untouchable

occidentalavian:

frenchifries:

thingstaakowouldwear:

thingstaakowouldwear:

I’m listening to Dust ep 1 and I can’t believe Clinton McElroy is complaining about there being two Michaels on a show that had a Barry, a Berry, a Jerry, lil Jerry, and Jerreeeeeeee.

@yoshifawful64 wins this post for an addition that wasn’t Brian and Bryan.

there’s actually a fourth jerry. in “here there be gerblins” the one magnus cuts in half is also… named jerry… seems like jerry is griffin’s go-to name…

There’s even a fifth Jerry! In Return of the Hogsbottom Three, the Goldcliff City Councillor is named Jerry. He even has the same accent as the ones in the Hammerheads. I don’t blame people for not knowing about that Jerry though, no one listened to the Hogsbottom Three episodes, including me.

There were also two bugbears named Jamie Green! One was Klarg’s mom, the other was a journalist on the IPRE’s Homeworld!

There was a sixth one. catwalk boys name was gerald but his coworkers called him catwalk boy except the one guard who called him jerry the catwalk boy

luckylittlebunny:

Finally got to doodle’n er redesign in color! I’ve been throwing the idea around on my twitter but oh man I’m happy with it, even give’n her a new name “Pinwheel” and she kinda looks like a American stereotype fighting game character and man I love it

adamsdoodles:

It’s ok if you have a different opinion, but you should never send hate to others because of it!

meropischao:

meropischao:

my favorite rupaul story is that once he let somebody drown and mentioned it once and never again

yourplayersaidwhat:

(Playing GURPS, and we needed a distraction.)

Rogue: I want to chuck my hellhound skull at the minotaurs.

DM: Do you have a throwing skill?

Rogue: Can I roll on Animal Handling?

DM: W–No!

epic-divorceman:

thinkin about those creepy undertale mmd rigs

weirdmageddon:

janecrocs:

full-moon-battle:

janecrocs:

full-moon-battle:

janecrocs:

full-moon-battle:

janecrocs:

full-moon-battle:

janecrocs:

full-moon-battle:

janecrocs:

kanaya is a bastard lesbian and thats the tea

what the fuck did you just say to me

kanaya is a bastard lesbian and thats the tea

i was about to fall asleep until i heard some bullshit coming from your mouth

why are you afraid of the lesbian truth tumblr user full-moon-battle. why do you fear whats right

kanaya is the most valid lesbian and if you don’t accept the truth, i will make you accept it

you literal child. you think kanaya “impromptutations” maryam is anything but a bastard. stop calling her valid you fuck she came here to die

if you keep calling kanaya maryam a bastard lesbian i will not hesitate, bitch

anyways kanaya maryam is the bastard lesbian we deserve in the media. i feel so represented

kanaya is in fact, NOT a bastard lesbian but a valid lesbian. if you’re looking for a bastard lesbian, go find vriska.

i cant find vriska shes stuck in the void!!!!!! homestuck has multitudes of bastards and kanaya just so happens to be one of them. im sick of seeing this bastard erasure

Hey Guys Whats Going On In This Thread

trust-me-im-satan:

owning a cat is hearing things crash during the night and deciding its a problem for tomorrow you