Silver Tongue

boot up, Bitch

daphnetrodon:
attack helicopter jokes were literally never funny or remotely relevant to any sort of gender identity-based discourse, but “there are only two genders: (unrelated non-gendered thing) and (second unrelated non-gendered thing)” is fucking hilarious
FYI this also gets funnier the more things there are in the list of things you use. very quietly saying “the seven genders” after someone’s recited a bigass list KILLS if you do it in the right room

There are only four genders. Earth, fire, air and water

mapsontheweb:

In Colorado, due to rock fall, a 20 mile stretch of highway now has a 238 mile, 4.5 hour detour.

This is some dnd bullshit right there

the problem with discord d&d

birdiethebibliophile:

one person, for the fifth time: my parents are dead
everyone else, also for the fifth time: you cut out a little there what was that?

spacedewey:

kobold-trickster:
kobold-trickster:
fun fact! *blatantly wrong information*
wow i learned more from this site than school
NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND [the exact same blatantly wrong information worded differently]

banishedquasiroyal:

@silver-tongues-blog that meme is so good i’m so glad it happened
@asriells she’s so fat and smart and good. like in her old age she’s mellowed out and somehow become super powerful as well??? i love her so much..::;;.

lucifers-ass-cheek:

this thread absolutely killed me

agentquinn:

teaboot:
thebloggerbloggerfun:
sunnycallme:
“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:
They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends
Holt is Wakandan, it’s canon now

flexingtyger99:

“One ugly motherfucker”