misteruniverse:

2/9 (February 9th) is:

• National Meat Day in Japan
  
• National Pizza Day in America
  
• Tom Scharpling’s Birthday
  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM SCHARPLING AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREG UNIVERSE

silver-tongues-blog:

on a scale from griffin mcelroy to salad fingers, how charming is it for you to say “real life flesh boy”

people seem to assume that i think salad fingers said it in the creepy way and not the other way around

to-to-karamba:

It’s loving Angus hours

(spoiler: that’s all the hours)

thatpettyblackgirl:

If anybody has a problem with what she’s exposing in this video, you are the problem. And if you continue to facilitate this absolute corruption then you are not only the problem but you outright think and are fine with living in an oligarchy and not a democracy.

purple-apricots:

jehovahhthickness:

Why is this so funny

nofacednerd:

viostormcaller:

actually-al:

pixiis-blog:

astudyingreer:

fairyofsomething:

hidingoutbackstage:

I’m right and I should say it

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

“Hey”

“Hey”

“Hey Dork.”

“I am not a dork.”

“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”

“Whats up buttholes”

“Shut up Loser”

“Hey maaaan”

“Hey maaaaan”

Or

“Hey stoop-stoops”

“No”

my brother and I literally just scream at each other in greeting

tpose and say “surprise motherfucker”

awesomegaysdonequick:

You, are the guy.

You’re capable of being the guy.

I didn’t have a guy, but now I do.

You. Are. The guy.

awfulsquad:

upperpaleolithic:

awfulsquad:

its saturday rb saturday shorts [yt]

is this Polygon Castlevania monsterfucker Zelda canon timeline read-every-book-in-Skyrim guy?

yeah

dronemetender:

hallandoates1970topresent:

carnival-phantasm:

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen