viostormcaller:

datloser07:

mens-rights-activia:

grannymadge:

mens-rights-activia:

>Went to school in my bear fursuit

>Teacher told me to take the whole thing off because it was against the dress code

>She let me keep the arm parts on though

why she let you keep on the arms??

>my constitutional right to bear arms

@snepiscool0

I am,,,,,,,, so done

viostormcaller:

iamfuckingtrash:

addranaintominecraft2k19:

c–o–l–o–r:

doctorbutler:

peashooter85:

mountainvagabond:

Tumblr will not be in service February 29th, 30th or 31st. You have been given notice, so don’t complain. Service will resume March 1st.

Signal Boost

This is super-important. Tell everyone!

very important!!!!

Source?

right here!

Of course staff wouldn’t tell us smh 😒 💅

thatloveluck:

writing-prompt-s:

drowningqueen:

What if the sun doesn’t actually hurt vampires?

Vampires are just nocturnal, the same way we are diurnal. A vampire could go out during the day, but they would just rather be sleeping.

Vampires are just afraid of the light, the same way we are afraid of the dark. Their eyes are meant to see in the dark, so they just can’t see very well in the light. It hurts their eyes and they can’t see what’s around them, so it’s just scary.

Some vampire was probably too afraid to admit that he was afraid of the light, so he made up a fake allergy to the sun. Word got out to mortals, so we just assumed that all vampires are allergic to the sun. You know how mortals like to stereotype and whatnot.

But imagine pop, sunny vampires that are the vampire version of goth, dark humans. They like to go out in the sun and wear bright clothes, and the other vampires think it’s metal as fuck. “Oh, you know Victoria Anne III? Yeah she’s totally pop. Her friends call her Susan.”

I fucking love this

Vampire with blonde hair and Hawaii t-shirt:IT’S NOT JUST A PHASE MOM YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

nunyabizni:

zelsbels-official:

jooshcognito:

catchymemes:

Credit: @pet_foolery (Instagram)

Originally posted by giffinggif

WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME CRY LIKE THIS

kakarrot:

roxan1314:

kakarrot:

Wait goofy dies in kingdom hearts ? Goofy dies ? What the

He doesn’t die. He just gets knocked out.

Then I’ll kill him myself

deadgripss:

gaygothur:

gaygothur:

Royal houses where every single member has the same horrible horrible face is one of the funniest developments of monarchism 

Virgin House of Windsor vs the chad House of Habsburg

jitterbugjive:

jaspertheshark:

momworries:

hi-imkingdavid:

I read a comment earlier that said “You gonna have to either shoot or stab this one. If it can flatten itself, stepping on it only has 50/50 chance of working.”

God probably thinks this shit is hilarious

Spiders are just trying to live their lives. What have yall ever done?

hi mother nature what the fuck are you smoking because I want some

probablybadrpgideas:

The Deck of One Thing (the one thing is a live crab)

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