Silver Tongue

launturnforest:

loafed-beans:

figmentjedi:

NHL does what NFL doesn’t

More evidence that hockey is the superior sport

Omg.

It didn’t happen the way we expected but it happened. They really did it.

My god.

It’s incredible.

I love how they bounced back to that one hockey player near the start and he’s like 😯

Holly fucking shit.

Glorious showmanship.

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They made NFL look like fools

walmart-sweet-boy:

walmart-sweet-boy:

magnus gets steven a proper aquarium so he wont be in danger on missions but to keep steven from getting lonely he draws himself on the outside of the aquarium in fantasy dry erase marker send post

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loreweaver-universe:

mimicteixeira:

i have been wanting to make this joke for over a year now, i will start making short jokes again, i have some other planned

patreon?

commissions

this is the purest most wonderful thing I’ve seen in months

inverted-mind-inc-sideblog:

thatpettyblackgirl:

today’s kids will never understand the horrors of having to share ONE computer with the whole damn family

Back in my day, we fucking suffered.

celticpyro:

mystrothedefender:

culdeefell:

exemplarybehaviour:

wetfag:

221turtlesinthetardis:

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

This post is a microcosm of how 90% of ace “discourse” goes on Tungle.fuck

axolotl-with-an-axe:
“ table-jump-yes:
“you can only reblog this today guys
”
Ah
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axolotl-with-an-axe:

table-jump-yes:

you can only reblog this today guys

Ah

purpleorange:
“My wife I drew a while ago
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purpleorange:

My wife I drew a while ago

saltyshinysylveon:
“ boethiah:
“ ubercharge:
“today’s comic is really fucking good
”
dagoth ur
”
But you’re missing the rest (so far)
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saltyshinysylveon:

boethiah:

ubercharge:

today’s comic is really fucking good

dagoth ur

But you’re missing the rest (so far)

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