miasimiagoria:

inktheblot:

the true plot twist of gravity falls is that stanley is the smart twin and ford is the biggest dumbass in 52 dimensions

Stan: I’ve run a very successful business for thirty years while rebuilding a portal with one third of the blueprints and no help from a demon.

Ford: It says not to summon him but he called me smart so he can’t be that evil

miasimiagoria:

inktheblot:

the true plot twist of gravity falls is that stanley is the smart twin and ford is the biggest dumbass in 52 dimensions

Stan: I’ve run a very successful business for thirty years while rebuilding a portal with one third of the blueprints and no help from a demon.

Ford: It says not to summon him but he called me smart so he can’t be that evil

cadaverkeys:

their sibling rivalry is so important to me.

source

hungwy:

lr31o:

fagfrog:

delsora:

metrosexualgangster:

shittycryptids:

A snake that’s wide instead of long

Please don’t mind my real fast MS paint version of this.

those are his arms he wants a hug :(

hug!!

consider

adapted for hot dogs

shittynewyorkercartooncaptions:

The Cream of the Crap, 2018

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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

THIS MAY AS WELL HAPPEN!!!!!!!

HEY UH

Tumblr is officially a PvP zone

Apparently you don’t make them. The group chats appear randomly for you to join and all messages disappear after 24 hours.

How could this

Ever

Go wrong

juicyvelourtracksuit:

securelyinsecure:

ofdarklands:

super-shar:

westafricanbaby:

powrightinthekisser:

boldkadena:

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿

And they’re not related?

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

Their mamas have some explaining to do

that’s one person and you can’t fool me

The plot thickens!

What’s happening

probablybadrpgideas:

Instead of treasure, magic items or experience, the adventurers are rewarded at the end of a quest with “exposure”.