lucidnee:

mcqwueen:

lucidnee:

if I die please don’t let my mom bury me with a ugly wig. Please let her know 28 inches of Brazilian wavy with a silk lace closure is what I wanted. Thank you.

28 inches and a silk lace closure? ima rob your grave.

I’d deadass come back to life like Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen and fight you like I was number 1

hostilemuppet:

you fool he already has eyebrows, he just coloured em in grey bc hes an extra bitch

noideaforanewname:

wordsofradiants:

tilthat:

TIL that Omnism, a belief system, is the recognition and respect of all religions; Omnists say that all religions contain truths, but that no one religion offers all that is truth.

via ift.tt

this just sazed/harmony

https://imgur.com/gallery/yXEP8

breastforce:

rohie:

eridoucheampora:

desidere:

im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle

I CAN T TELL WHO IS WHO LMAO

This is…,..terrifying………

when you click “similar face” on character creation

combat-femme:

combat-femme:

Let’s celebrate that Ronald Reagan is still dead.

1 note = 1 liter of piss on his grave.

People are reblogging this with a bunch of “so much for the tolerant left” bs not realizing that every note they give it pours more weewee on ol’ Ronnie Raygun’s shitty corpse.

2018 was 5 years ago. let that sink in.

maxiesatanofficial:

buffbon:

gotitforcheap:

so new york times did a fashion profile of the people that work at tumblr 

i’m convinced every tumblr update since the day this was posted has been this man’s revenge on us for making fun of his belttie

You know in retrospect I think we didn’t give this guy enough credit for the fact that those pants with those shoes look Extremely like what a literal, actual circus clown would wear.

i legit did think of a clown when i saw the cloths

kimoramay:

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

helicoils:

she fell asleep