wellmanicuredman:

lotterywinnersonacid:

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

Who’s a good boy?

yourplayersaidwhat:

“who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy with lung cancer?” Cleric currently giving belly rubs to a wyvern and using inflict wounds

konyyl-okimaw:

tiwaztyrsfist:

slashpeanut:

Lipstick each zodiac should wear

Aries- 

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Taurus-

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Gemini

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karkat-

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Leo-

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Kanaya Virgo-

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Libra

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VASKA-

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shit

I’ma fix this for you.

Aries

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Taurus

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Gemini

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Cancer

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Leo

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Virgo

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Libra

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Scorpio

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Sagittarius

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Capricorn

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Aquarius

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Pisces

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Ok?  All better, no unnecessary homestuck shit.

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okay but we all know scorpio would be coral blue no. 5

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pokemon-diamond-version:
“ atomicpowered:
“ pokemon-diamond-version:
“reblog if you would hug torchic
” ”
bringing back my best ever post to remind you all to hug torchic in 2018
”

pokemon-diamond-version:

atomicpowered:

pokemon-diamond-version:

reblog if you would hug torchic

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bringing back my best ever post to remind you all to hug torchic in 2018

duppymon:
“ withywindlesdaughter:
“ imagesofperfection:
“ gtfomulder:
“ nichtschwert:
“ irishfino:
“ ithelpstodream:
“ “it’s just a parking lot”
exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.
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[drives over hitler’s death...

duppymon:

withywindlesdaughter:

imagesofperfection:

gtfomulder:

nichtschwert:

irishfino:

ithelpstodream:

“it’s just a parking lot”

exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.

[drives over hitler’s death site]

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Bloody amazing.

And you know what’s right next to it?

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That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews.

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So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there.

Makes ya think, doesn’t it?

Germany: *has a literal parking lot over Hitler’s death site and has the memorial for the murdered Jews right next to it*

America: *has statues and museums dedicated to people who believed slavery was so amazing and good they decided to make their own country and murder anyone who disagreed*

Women, the streets near the car park are named after:

Gertrud Kolmar - German Jewish poet murdered in Auschwitz

Hannah Arendt - famous German Jewish philosopher and author, her works on totalitarianism, authority and the nature of power, who fled Nazi Germany in 1933

Cora Berliner - German Jewish economist and social scientist murdered in Trostinets extermination camp

reblog this forever 

I have to drive down roads named after confederate generals to get even remotely outside of my town

lintufriikki:

I love M’Baku so much 😭💖💕

bethesda game mod categories

threaded-volley:

pochowek:

  • REALISTIC GOOD FEMALE FACE NO WRINKLES NO DIRT NO IMPERFECTIONS
  • Better Bouncing Boobs BodySlide NIPS+ Curvy Lady Bodytype
  • The Reaper Of Darkness Armor Mod (comes with red AND green leds)
  • Every Single Fucking Texture Is Now 4K
  • Female feet HD model
  • Ultimate Survival Weather Mod, You Can Carry NOTHING, you die INSTANTLY, Everyone Is Hostile
  • Sims 2 mod hair

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lenissimo:

just 3 dudes who answered craig’s list