jestre:
“ liberalsarecool:
“ peace-love-colbert:
“@heyitsopus 2/22/18
”
Trump: I never said what I just said. Believe me.
”
Ya sure ya wanna still call Trump a good President?
”

jestre:

liberalsarecool:

peace-love-colbert:

@heyitsopus 2/22/18

Trump: I never said what I just said. Believe me.

Ya sure ya wanna still call Trump a good President?

angimoto:
“9-year-old logic
tumblr / twitter
”

angimoto:

9-year-old logic

tumblr / twitter

opossummypossum:
“I will not ignore them
”

opossummypossum:

I will not ignore them

scotchtapeofficial:

paper-mario-wiki:

roomsona

what would you look like as a room? you can draw it or write it out.

it can be any room. bedroom, ballroom, closet, mausoleum, nuclear diffusion chamber. it just has to represent you as a person.

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teamrocketing:
“ thisarenotarealblog:
“ chaotic neutral
”
THATS CHAOTIC EVIL
”

teamrocketing:

thisarenotarealblog:

chaotic neutral

THATS CHAOTIC EVIL

microsoft-zune:

wet-monsoon:

ishipmyotp:

wet-monsoon:

part of me believes that if you have a weird kink, it’s tolerable as long as it isn’t like… absolutely disgusting/harmful… but then again, i was just contacted by the notorious Deviantart White Bread Fetish guy who wanted me to draw a plump rich blonde blue-eyed white woman with huge titties stuffing her shopping cart full of white bread and i do have to wonder… how much? how much am i willing to tolerate? 

at what point do i just give up?

I’m sorry the who now

there’s a guy who sends artists vague commission requests, and upon the artist asking what he has in mind he proceeds to send a detailed request about rich women shopping in a grocery store full of expensive wonder bread and overflowing their carts with it

i dunno if any of the artists he ropes in know that it’s a fetish thing but i knew right away. upon reading it i was like “waaaaait this sounds like that one guy from DeviantArt that was obsessed with wonder bread” and, lo and behold, 

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Okay so I looked on the page and apparently this guy is also very interested in busty white women destroying the environment, specifically with chainsaws

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How much do they pay?

1999gorl:

“WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS” DSFKLJDSKLJKLJFSDKJLXCZ 

bossybussy:

cloudfreed:

hypanthiun:

Gay culture is keeping your phone in your back pocket

i diasgree. gay culture is keeping your phone in your front pocket or your bag so people can see your ass

Top / Bottom

yourplayersaidwhat:

(The players walk into a room with an undetected invisible creature in it)

DM: “You see nothing.”

(remembers there are visible enemies in the room as well)

DM: “And two archers.”

This happened over a decade ago and we still make jokes about invisible creatures every time a DM says there’s nothing to see.