swolerbear:

k-lionheart:

Reblog if you’re a petticoated swashbuckler and would stab a man with a hairpin

honestly I love history that reminds us that the assholes of today are exactly like the assholes of yesteryear

we should start wearing giant hats with pins that might as well be rapiers again

harleyismyhero:

feedmecomicart:

I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

reblog Magneto punching a Nazi

you won’t get anything for it, except for a kickass photoset of Magneto punching a Nazi on your blog

theprettyfearless:

foxsgallery:

perkachow:

foxsgallery:

hello-kitty-senpai:

odinoco:

hello-kitty-senpai:

dollarwilliam:

xxxtictacion:

tilthat:

TIL: Jennifer Lawrence dropped out of middle school and holds neither a high school diploma nor a GED.

via reddit.com

It shows

Like. Why do we hate her exactly? Is it bc she likes attention just like the rest of u losers or?

Because she rubbed her ass on sacred rocks in hawaii, knowing they were sacred, and laughed about it on national tv.

She knew they were sacred and was aware that you are not supposed to sit on them because it’s disrespectful.

“Waving a glass of white wine and at times unable to speak due to laughter, Lawrence said, “one rock that I was butt-scratchin’ on came loose”, prompting a landslide.

“And all the Hawaiians were like: ‘Oh my god, it’s the curse!’” she said, imitating shaking her first at the sky. “And I’m in the corner going, I’m your curse. I wedged it loose with my ass.””

I thought it was because she’s a shitty actress with horrible public opinions and that rock almost killed a guy and damaged the movie equipment.

Yeah that too. It’s all of that.

The thing that really stands out to me is how visibly uncomfortable Chris Pratt was while she was telling the story.

Like he wanted SO BAD to call her out but didn’t want to make a scene on a major interview.

The way he balled up his fist lol his knuckles were white with rage

AFIAK Chris Pratt is a deeply religious Christian so it makes perfect sense he’d be deeply offended by a culture’s sacred ground being disrespected and damaged.

He can empathize first hand with how important holy objects and ground are to religious cultures. 

y’all forgot to mention she tried to say she was plus sized and has also been on the other side fat shaming women

violentfutches:

malcolmcooks:

animate-mush:

violentfutches:

so a tourist in Italy is fulfilling her lifelong dream of seeing the birth of venus, her fave painting, in person. and while she’s there a Hot Girl strikes up a conversation with her and she loves art and is charming and they talk until the museum closes. they exchange numbers. the next day the birth of Venus painting is stolen, nobody knows who stole it. so anyways, the two girls continue dating and are happy and shit? and on their one year anniversary her girlfriend reveals that she’s an international art thief and she stole the birth of venus after meeting her. tourist girl flips and wants it returned she doesn’t want to just. hoard the art so nobody can see it. so then art thief has to do a reverse heist where she sneaks the painting back into the museum without getting caught

Bear in mind that the Birth of Venus is like 15 feet tall and 30 feet wide…

why would you have to do a reverse heist instead of like
thouroughly cleaning it of fingerprints, DNA and other trace evidence and then just quietly dropping it off round the back underneath a tarp and a note attached

because she’s gay and loves drama don’t ever question me again

thesanityclause:

socialjusticesummoner:

oldcoyote:

i had a moment today while watching a whiny shitlord complain about the injustice of new sci-fi media having more female leads, i suddenly felt the strangest sense of déjà vu. i couldn’t pintpoint it at first but then out of nowhere, it fucking dawned on me

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This is the single greatest meme in the history of the Internet everyone can stop making memes now we don’t need any more ever again

I think I’ve already reblogged this but I don’t care it’s just pure gospel

oh-snap-pro-choice:

17freedomgals76:

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I support banning abortion entirely (with the exception of threat to the life of the mother) and banning at 20 weeks is a great start! This bill NEEDS to be passed! - Martha Washington

Only about 20 percent of foetuses at 23 weeks survive. Its even less for 22 weeks.

And by the way, do you know how many abortions happen after 20 weeks? One percent! You wanna know why they happen?

Because of foetal abnormalities, unviable pregnancies, or severe threat to the pregnant person.

No one is pregnant for 20 weeks and then magically devices no. Abortions that happen then are medically needed.

I reiterate… THESE ARE THE LAWS THAT KILLED SAVITA.

These bans KILL WOMEN TO SAVE UNVIABLE PREGNANCIES.

rasec-wizzlbang:

just-a-random-nerd:

the-cats-pajamboree:

dajo42:

dajo42:

harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[albus arrives at hogwarts]

albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

neville writes an owl to harry containing two words

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Originally posted by animatedtext

Writes? That letter is a howler and you cannot convince me otherwise.

A howler that just screams “fake bitch”

keycrash:

saying “credit to their respective artists!’ ain’t fuckin credit it’s like me walking into a store taking a microwave and yelling “money to the cashier!” as i leave without paying

imaratmanmyself:

listen im never gonna stop laughing at this exchange i love kanaya so much

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callmebliss:
“ cipheramnesia:
“ cipheramnesia:
“ callmebliss:
“They monch
”
They cronch
”
They cluster up in bonch
”
They ever so glad you invited them to bronch
”

callmebliss:

cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

callmebliss:

They monch

They cronch

They cluster up in bonch

They ever so glad you invited them to bronch