Silver Tongue
caucasianscriptures:
“My son was born in a car, a car-son…
”

caucasianscriptures:

My son was born in a car, a car-son…

moonisneveralone:

I want y'all to know that colonialism has absolutely destroyed important knowledge and scientific research and also a diversity in scientific approach. Like I need y'all to remember that many cultures had many innovative systems prior to being colonized, be it medicine, politics, environmental science, agriculture all of it.

cptwaddle:
“Plot twist. HE does a panty slip shot.
”

cptwaddle:

Plot twist. HE does a panty slip shot.

teratomarty:

whitegirlblog:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

dammit-not-another-mew-blog:

j0jin:

OMFG!!!!! So Cute!

This is a dedicated man

adhdisgay:

adhdisgay:

adhd is thinking the airpod memes are super funny but recognizing that the whole “hey! aw no they can’t hear us, FUCK they can’t hear us HEY” are life just in general bc of that bad bad audio processing

image
image

my adhd friend, you have homework to do. Oh my god they’re hyperfocusing. They cant hear us. Oh my god, oh FUCK

catbountry:

robotlyra:

polararts:

senpatriarch:

draconian-rex:

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

image

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand

image

Yeah, okay.

I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013

image

This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone

Lord Licorice though…

image

Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.

WHAT

1-800-king-namjoon:

beavis-hates-your-kink:

tripwithmeee:

beavis-hates-your-kink:

you know what would be Great? if we could go back to when being “daddy’s girl” meant you were spoiled by your dad and not a grown woman who roleplays pedophilia and incest to get your partner off.

you know what would be Great? if people stopped criticizing what some people do behind closed doors when it affects you in no way what so ever.

if yall did it behind closed doors I wouldn’t fucking know about it, sharon.

image

well now we know what the waiter saw at the wedding