Silver Tongue
so youre poly, right? is there room for one more?
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totallynotfabianschwartz:

vivialopod:

hullaballoons:

little-king-john:

artwhork:

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao

“Life ends too quickly so don’t waste it denying yourself the stuff you like just because you’re worried about what other people will think about how you look”

“You want me to just fucking kill myself, op? Is that it?”

Drinking snake venom is harmless too lmao

dies-first:

melvinandlugnut:

misfitsandmayhem:

THE PIANOS IN PARIS WORK

First of all how dare you

There’s pianos in Hollywood’s upper storage that work like this too!! :D

egberts:

this-post-right-here-officer:

egberts:

egberts:

egberts:

just watched somebody run over our racist neighbor’s mailbox while trying to turn around in their driveway

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oh my god, hot drama update on this! the racist neighbors took a sledgehammer to our next door neighbors brick mailbox because they thought it was them that backed into their custom john deer mailbox.

neighbors installed a new mailbox yesterday and in the middle of the night the across the street neighbors vandalized their shit again. this time they ripped the box clean off the new post. neighbor is currently outside installing it again. we live next door to mailbox wars.

what’s happening now because i’m really curious to see if it’s still happening

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thequeenofsunflowers:

every movie villain scientist: begin human trials

me: what a joke, you have no data. you fraud, no journal will publish you. you aren’t ready for human trials. you are a joke on the scientific method

omy-chan01:
“ -My friends, too.
The idea was thanks to @rosswoods06
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omy-chan01:

-My friends, too.


The idea was thanks to @rosswoods06

velinxi:
“She who makes things perfect
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velinxi:

She who makes things perfect

potoobrigham:

Have a DBZA reference.