Silver Tongue

sangled:

nintendoesnt:

nekogiru:

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

cain said this to abel

god said this to the dinosaurs

long feng said to jet

momrobot:
“ people always say the strongest anime character is goku, next time you see a friend say that show them this
”

momrobot:

people always say the strongest anime character is goku, next time you see a friend say that show them this

jake-richmond:
“Jesus
”

heytherechief:

A redux of a Yugioh piece from 2016! It was an important piece to me in a lot of ways! And even though this year has been kind of rough, and my feelings are a bit weird towards my art - I look forward to the challenge of learning what kind of artist I’m gonna be! 2019 let’s go! ✨

zydokommuna:

tchaikovskaya:

materassassino:

thehoff0204:

image

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/parking.png

a hero

2 seconds into this video w/o audio i INSTANTLY knew this was russia lmao

“You want to cut it off?”

“How else am I supposed to park?”

rosexknight:

pembroke:

thinkin’ about animorphs a lot…

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I need to like…Read this series.

Is…is that an alien? We’re aliens involved here???

iapislazuli:
“thats all folks
”

iapislazuli:

thats all folks

jaylawheed:

jesuismurphy:

jesuismurphy:

jesuismurphy:

Imagine going to the Oracle at Delphi and it’s one of those days where her brain’s overshot the immediate future so all she’s doing is spouting no context memes.

Some Greek statesman: Great Oracle, will my city survive the attack from the Phoenicians?

Oracle, starring at the wall: They did surgery on a grape

Some poor fuck that’s traveled on foot for five days to get there: Might Oracle, how can I save my family from destitution?

Oracle, face down on the tile: To the left, take it back now y'all

This is quite possibly the funniest thing in existence

you go to see the oracle and shes just standing in the lucky luciano pose