Silver Tongue

based on my posts, guess my astrology sign

bubblybulbasaur:

silencinq:

gunpowderplotandtreason:

aceslytherpuff:

brawltogethernow:

brawltogethernow:

muchymozzarella:

iloe:

iloe:

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.”
Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

Peter B, a millennial: “is this gen z humor or au humor”

spiderham: Thats what i thought youd say you dumb fucking rooster
Peter B: not you too

crispy:

Juliet gazed across her balcony and said, “It’s over Romeo, I have the high ground”

drbrianbae:
“ frightbot:
“ after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
”
i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes
”

drbrianbae:

frightbot:

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

yanagisawa:

us: hey theres still literal nazis on this site

staff: 

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marsapartment:

WHASBHDABHANSJDNAJNS/???A//A/D/S/D/A HELLOO???

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Live action comic book movies found dead

bobthebobking:

anyone else have that one villager that lived in your very first animal crossing town and you just love them unconditionally

“The Simpsons” was cancelled in 1998. Nobody knows where the new episodes are coming from or how they make it to TV.

did-you-forget-i-was-here:

end-gateway:

end-gateway:

did someone break a torch, why did tumblr suddenly get so dark

WE NEED TO LIGHT UP TUMBLR OR MOBS ARE GONNA START SPAWNING

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