sciencevevo:

beck-apologist:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

just remembered my favorite ben shapiro own of all time which is when he was debating a transgender woman on dr. drew and he made a point to misgender her as many times as possible in a single sentence so she put her hand on the back of his neck like she was picking up a kitten, looked him dead in the eyes, and said “cut it out or you’ll be leaving here in an ambulance”

shapiro started immediately sniveling about civility in political debate like the little cockroach he is but not a single person in the room would back him up

Imma keep it real with you chief

Cut it out or you’ll be leaving here in an ambulance

oh its a delightful clip

GOOD GETS

on a scale from griffin mcelroy to salad fingers, how charming is it for you to say “real life flesh boy”

viostormcaller:

iamliteraltrash1:

candle-heart:

wakaflackalypse:

stedgo1210:

penisraiser:

beyoncebeytwice:

cryingblogger:

What did he do

it

his legs are ombre

I’m gonna die

THE SOCK TAN

Happy Anniversary Yall

tWO YEARS!??

And this meme is still goin geeez

I love it

THIS MEME IS TWO FUCKING YEARS OLD?!?!?!?!

papa–roni:

sapphic-lup:

xaveronx:

kraetys:

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers

Sans undertale?

Sunder?

Santale?

Tale-san?

chatterjam:

the struggle between tumblr as an addictive, destructive force that sucks up all your time & tumblr as a coping device that helps you connect with friends

afallenwolf:

officialfist:

dear-tumb1r:

officialfist:

dear-tumb1r:

dear-tumb1r:

dear-tumb1r:

dangerbooze:

dear-tumb1r:

dear-tumb1r:

My german friend doesn’t believe in Roombas

He thinks we’re making it up and hes very angry about it

Hes accusing us of making fake amazon pages

He thinks they’re bullshit and says if we really had them why would we need maids

How do i tell him we mostly dont have maids

“Bro, we don’t have maids.”

So i said “only rich people really have maids”

And he said “why?”

“Maids are expensive”

“Just pay a kid 10€ an hour to clean”

Thats EXPENSIVE and also illegal, buddy

Child labor laws are a thing

He still thinks roombas are a lie

So it turns out in germany they use vacuum cleaners for like, the drapes and shit

So he didnt understand that roombas only clean the floor

He was angry because he thought we were claiming we had wall crawling robots

Now hes mad about dusters because vacuums are more efficient so why would we use feathers on a stick

Oh man don’t tell him about Swiffer brand

I did and he is literally crying with rage

Like i can hear his voice quivering

Holy shit my guy you are actually ruining this mans will to live.

I never knew this post had updates! OMG!

kvothe-kingkiller:

coooooooooooooorvo:

pleatedjeans:

via

yea but read all of them, its not just pisces thats weird

lifemodeldecoy-tonystark:

lokis-little-kitten:

This should be the new M&M commercial!

Im laughing so fucking hard right now

taikova:

i was floored!!!