relatablehumor:
“
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daily-betas:
“she
”

chromolume:

wandasykesvevo:

chromolume:

I don’t agree with tumblr’s whole “you can’t enjoy this thing because it’s problematic” vibe, but watching Friends is weird now knowing that the actor who played Chandler led an invasion of Japan in 1863, which led to the forceful Westernisation of the isolated country.

1853.

I’m sorry, yes, the actor who played Chandler in Friends invaded Japan in 1853, not 1863.

bradleyswhitford:
“the onion shouldn’t even bother anymore
”

bradleyswhitford:

the onion shouldn’t even bother anymore

woodrider:

jncos:

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

Billy Joel - Piano Man

@rosexknight
antler-doe:
“I accidentally sent this to a coworker and I could not want to not exist more right now
”

antler-doe:

I accidentally sent this to a coworker and I could not want to not exist more right now

krakenfinsoup:
“misery mire
”

krakenfinsoup:

misery mire

datesanddamian:

thenerdyjew:

Okay but what if Peter and Shuri are at the Avengers Compund and Peter asks Shuri if she wants to watch a movie with him in the screening room and she says yes. So they go in and Peter turns on Star Wars and half way through the movie he jokingly says how she should make real life SW tech. She tells him to pause the movie and she walks out of the room and comes back 10 minutes later and is like “I made these when I was 11!” And pulls out 2 functioning lightsabers and hands one to Peter, who is in shock and they start running around the compound fighting with lightsabers. T'Challa is annoyed because he told Shuri to leave them at home and Tony doesn’t know if he should be impressed bc Shuri made actual lightsabers or worried that two 16 year olds are running around using ACTUAL lightsabers.

Tony: hey what do you have there


Peter n Shuri, as they run pass: lightsabers!


Tony : NO!