stormingwinter:

invaderxan:

zipsuptsides:

gnotknormal:

theconcealedweapon:

An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

Oh wow. That’s…

I once dated a rich guy and if I said “Hey it’s illegal to drink on the street” he’d respond with “Nah, it just costs £150″, or “You can’t park here!” “Yeh I can it costs £35″ like… literally… that’s how he saw fines, it was just how much you paid to do the thing. 

Reminds me of the double red lines in London. They exist because rich people kept parking on double yellow lines (which mean “no parking” in the UK) and then just paying the fines. So London started putting double red lines on major roads. If you park on double red lines, they don’t give you a ticket. They tow your car away and crush it. 

I like that.

For rich people, it stops being a fine and starts being a fee

psychotictea:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

chickenfarmersan:

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

A big mood

nathanbutler:

This is my character’s ray gun and it’s more terrifying than your average ray gun because it Photoshop edits you in real life.

pokemon-diamond-version:

arachnidhips:

oh hey look a locket from when I was little!

i wonder whats inside i-

you freed him like pandora’s box

nijiimura:

a couple days ago i had a dream where i was on a date w some girl and she said to me “idk why ppl believe 69 is the sexiest number when it’s rlly 64 bc that’s how many diamonds i can hold at once in minecraft” and i cant stop thinking about her

daetur:

snopal:

IM LOSING IT

my favorite is how Heroes of the Storm went in on it and made him a player portrait option called Crotchety Axe Guy

hollydiggsmeow:

youngcalliope:

stridong:

@qaznotquaz @ohwhymeme @participlepotato

catchymemes:

Bad News Bear

by Honey Dill

aquanutart:

thank you steven universe for existing

the-dm-experience:

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