youd think aragorn looks so worn and tired because of his kingly responsibilities and ranger life and impossible romance but like who would not look like that being the Mom Friend in that particular group of people
Like legolas surfing down stairs on a shield? That’s 20 grey hairs on any mom friend right there.
how the fuck did all of those renaissance dilettantes learn so much crap? Like they spoke 3 languages and were foremost in several branches of science, plus they wrote poetry, played the violin, and were master artists? And they still had time to be gay?
none of them ever did any laundry at all
The emotional and physical labor necessary to maintain the lifestyles of Renaissance and Enlightenment polymaths was shunted almost entirely to their uncredited servants, slaves, wives, and daughters.
Whenever we compare ourselves to the ‘genius men’ of the past, and wonder why we fall so short, remember this: their intellectual capacity, energy, and freedom was because there was someone else washing the damn dishes.
Rosalind Miles’ “Who Cooked the Last Supper?” is about how women throughout history provided critical services so men could have leisure time.
seriously though, in 2020 you need to swallow your fucking pride and vote for the primary democrat even if you dont agree with them. any other vote is only going to increase the chances of another republican taking office. if you didnt learn anything from the last election, then i guess hindsight isnt actually 2020
i dont get how people are like “hmm, the republicans are trying to undermine democracy and stripping away the rights of people as well as spreading hate and violence? well im not gonna vote unless bernie is the democrat primary”
How about we make a movement to elect an independent politician to office
because that will split the votes and only result in four more years of trump. next question.
romesh ranganathan is the most passionate drunk history narrator of all time
“That’s a whole bruvah!”
CAPTIONS:
Romesh Ranganathan, narrating the re-enactment in his English accented voice: Carnarvon’s half-brother, Mervyn Herbert—DEAD! Aubrey Herbert, his other half-brother—DEAD! That’s a whole brother! DEAD!!! Carter’s secretary, Carter’s secretary, he didn’t have nothin’ to do with it, he just typed the letters—DEAD! DEAD, mate! Murked! Can you believe that shit? There’s a CURSE!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? A CURSE, MATE! YEAH? YOU DON’T GO FUCKIN’ AROUND WITH SOMEONE’S TOMB![Romesh pauses before continuing in a calm and casual voice] Are you gettin’ my socks in the shot ‘cause I don’t want you to.
Apparently 87% of people have broken 2 or more bones in their life? I’ve never broken a single one. Reblog if you’re a member of the never broken a bone club :^)
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
